The official "Weird Articles" thread

[Kamikazie]

Have you come across an article that was obsured or just plain out weird? Post it here!

I ran across 2 articles that quite frightened me to be honest. At first I thought they were the samething...

Article 1
Article 2

 

[Sulkdodds]

The Lost Wikipedia Article of Bat F*ck Insane.

 

[ríomhaire]

The Lost Wikipedia Article of Bat F*ck Insane.

This was ASU's previous draft page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:ASU/Draft_space2&oldid=42363235
I changed it to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ASU/Draft_space2

 

[Sulkdodds]

No, you suck. The unexplored ocean had its mermaids and its krakens; the New World had its El Dorado and face-in-chest natives; the internet has its urban legends, its secret societys and its John Titors. Wikipedia needs its anomalies.

 

[Jangle]

www.timecube.com

 

[Dekstar]

www.timecube.com

That site was designed by a three year old gone loose with colours and font sizes.

 

[VirusType2]

www.timecube.com

I thought it was funny at first. But then I realized - after 8 paragraphs - that he was repeating himself over and over, and he seemed to be making words up and using really strange syntax.

The text size alone was amuzing, but this had me laughing:

can stupidily deny Nature's Harmonic 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth, or even make parody of the Cubic Creation Principle - but your mental ability to comprehend the greatest social and scientific discovery of all human existence has been lobotomized by the evil
academic singularity bastards hired to destroy your ability to think opposite.

And Kamikazie, you just told on yourself ;P You may have been doing google searches for streakers in their underwear? ... not a bad idea!

 

[Kamikazie]

It was on Fark... :O

 

[JNightshade]

Liar

 

[DEATH eVADER]

www.timecube.com

Oh man I remember, it made me cry with so much laughter