the Oldest Jokes in the world

[CptStern]

litterally:

"How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

I want to play catch a fish too ..except with boatloads of living women, not the mummified remains of the pharaoh's play things ..that's just wrong

"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

I guess jebus hadnt invented the funny yet because those are horrible

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddl...0080731?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Yeah, horrible.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=145219

 

[CptStern]

he didnt ask my permission therefore I cant acknowledge his thread