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Swedish military bras burst, melt during 'rigorous exercise'

The Swedish armed forces have been hit by a major equipment problem, according to reports. Flimsy military brassieres are unable to stand up to the strains imposed when female Swedish troops perform "rigorous exercises", routinely bursting open or even catching fire - so forcing busty young conscripts to hurriedly strip off in the field.
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O_O :naughty:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/23/swedish_military_bras/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC5rjStl-48

DAS IS BIG BOOBIE
 
Doesn't matter much to the Swedes though; their entire military is full of homosexuals. If you don't believe me ask your Swedish friends in the service about "sword fights in the party tent."
 
what kind of exercise make brass to get on fire?
 
They're in the army, firing exercises.
 
Man... Kinda makes me regret not getting in the army.
Also makes me want to hand out those bikinis to hot girls by pools. They whould wear them. Not suspicious at all.
 
better than the US army commercials where you're depicted as a piece of stone being cut up by a giant sword or are pointlessly guarding the San Francisco coastline.
 
I must warn you Stern, most of the army chicks are psychos, especially the hot ones.
 
i see kevlar covered boobies around the corner
 
The Monkey said:
I must warm you Stern, most of the army chicks are psychos, especially the hot ones.
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when you mean psychos you mean int he way of sexually psycho that wants to **** whit everybody around? or dangerous sexy psycho that wants to cut your dick after blowjob?
 
<RJMC> said:
when you mean psychos you mean int he way of sexually psycho that wants to **** whit everybody around? or dangerous sexy psycho that wants to cut your dick after blowjob?
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He means people who have no stately responsibility to join the army, or even enlist, who have no social requirement whatsoever to join and who can *only* get into any service of the military by volunteering. In other words, scary crazy ****ers.
 
Acepilotf14 said:
Sweden has a military?
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Oh very funny. But look, everyone knows one of the most important things in combat is stealth, and let me tell ya- any invading force is gonna find it mighty difficult to find those five guys in camouflage clothes hiding in the woods.
 
tesher06 said:
I thought Sweden was neutral and didn't have an army?
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Since when are the two mutually exclusive? If one is neutral there is an even bigger need for an army, n'est-ce pas? Not that Sweden was ever neutral, but still.
 
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