The oozinator!

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Im not sure if this has been posted yet, but a search didnt show anything. I present to the hl2.net community ... The new Oozinator supersoaker from Hasbro. Now you can squirt your friends and enemies with your gooey white ooze! Dont forget... to get the best range you have to pump hard and fast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc&search=oozinator

I know what you are thinking... but it IS real.
http://www.hasbro.com/supersoaker/default.cfm?page=browse&product_id=17359

Check out the amazon.com customer reviews lol.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/cu...2_1/104-8880606-4447138?_encoding=UTF8&s=toys
 
Cause its every kids fantasy to spray their friends with their ooze.

Gross... I thought it was a parody, but damn... thats nasty.
 
Fine if you wanna play the predator in an water pistol fight as a child.

The description can be taken the wrong way to the extreme.
 
sHaDdoW said:
is the re-fill sold separately?
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Yeah, i'll sell you some cheap if you want.

Just give me a few days to errr.... source it.

*fap fap fap fap fap*
 
First Wii, now this? What is the world "coming" to?
 
the world is coming to the hl2.net revolution my friend!

vive la revolution!

oui!
 
Master Blaster said:
I was first introduced to this great toy by my Uncle Burt. He came down for the weekend and suprised me and my cousins with it. He would chase us around, and although the ooze is gross, I couldn't resist a good ole "squirt from Burt".

Later he would let us play with it and use it to squirt one another. He eventually left, and took the oozinator with him, but it left its impression. I long for him to return so I can get a good blasting.

I am 19. Too old for this "kids" toy? Hardly. It is awesome.
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LMAO

This is amazing. :laugh:
 
My buddy John 'skeet' Skeeter recomended this to me. At first I was a bit skeptical. I mean really, I'm 22 years old and a bit too old for toys. Well I sure was wrong! This is probably the best toy I've ever, EVER played with. I wish I had one of these when I was a young strapping lad. Most kids my age back then had never even CONCEIVED of getting oozed! (Especially by a young skinny white boy like me). I could just see it now, pretending like my oozer was stuck, pumping and pumping away, then calling one of my friends over to see if it was clogged and SKLERT! white ooze all OVER his face. Oh the fun! My girlfriend didnt like it though. I was playing with it and she wanted to try. So I held it and let her PUMP PUMP away. She started to get a bit flighty, saying that I better NOT ooze in her face! I coyly said I wouldnt, but my naughty side got the better of me! When the oozer was FULL of pressure i released a HUGE gloppy ooze mess right in her EYE! OHHHH man that was SO much fun...........we haven't spoken since :(
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Funny story: I love tennis, so I invited my girlfriend to play with me. I noticed that we were all out of tennis balls, so I went to Sportmart. I guess I got the wrong ones, because my girlfriend said that she hated playing with my balls. She's never satisfied! So then I went to Toys R Us, and I decided to buy something that we would both have fun playing with, the Oozinator Blaster. I can't tell you how eager we were to go home and play with my toy. She was really surprised at how far I could shoot my ooze, and cleanup was a little messy, but stroking the barrel of my toy was far better than playing with my balls any day!
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I used to get bored all of the time. One day I was just sitting around watching TV and saw this new ooze gun. Well I had my big brother buy it for me and now I never get bored!!! I just run around all day oozing stuff. I ooze everything with my oozinator! I have oozed my little sister, my bed, my computer screen, my dads magazines (don't tell him!), and even my dog. I LOVE IT! Thank you oozinator
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Rofl.
 
So this is what they do with sperm donations. They wholesale sell it to Hasbro. And here I thought they were used to conceive babies.
 
Only takes a minute to rejuvenate my razor
With my Razor Gator (Razor Gator)
Shaving close and smooth as I reuse my razors using Razor Gator (Razor Gator)
Rinse, Scrape, Sweep,
It's so neat. Keep it clean,
Screep, Scrape, Wipe,
It's all right...Razor Gator!
 
what kind of company could ever market this??? are they stupid?
It's hilarious anyway :)
 
The guy goes "and of course..." right before it cuts.

What was he going to say?
 
Kamikazie said:
Might want to fix your sig sink.

-Angry Lawyer
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Well, I noticed it and WAS going to fix it, but I like it now :D
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXC7...ndid=55738309&MyToken=461ad3a1-6537-4def-917f

The second half is hilarious. I want to buy one and bring it to a public restroom. I'd will wait in a stall until someone takes the stall next to mine then make weird noises and eventually spray it on the ceiling. I'd aim for above them so in drips down into their stall. I am seriously considering buying one, is that disturbing to anyone?
 
Raziaar said:
So this is what they do with sperm donations. They wholesale sell it to Hasbro. And here I thought they were used to conceive babies.
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I reckon they have collection ducts underneath college showers.
 
Rofl. How the hell did they let them release this? :D
 
Why would you want to stop them? It shoots ooze man. OOZE.
 
BEST THREAD EVER!
Those videos and product reviews were the funniest things i have ever seen!
 
Da-Muffin-Man said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXC7...ndid=55738309&MyToken=461ad3a1-6537-4def-917f

The second half is hilarious. I want to buy one and bring it to a public restroom. I'd will wait in a stall until someone takes the stall next to mine then make weird noises and eventually spray it on the ceiling. I'd aim for above them so in drips down into their stall. I am seriously considering buying one, is that disturbing to anyone?
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I fully endorse this product/event :D
 
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