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The Ordinary boy.
Once upon a time, in a world not so similar to our own, lived a boy. The boy was called Ordinary Boy by most people. Ordinary Boy or O-B, or Obece even. Whatever they called him, ordinary boy didnt care. Because he was an ordinary boy, and would just shrug of the remarks as ordinary pestering from ordinary people, in an ordinary world.
One day O-B was out walking his Ent, he saw four elves raping a Goblin in the forest. He stopped to watch, the goblin was screeching for help as one of the elves violated him with a lemblas cracker. “Thats got to hurt if your a goblin” O-B said. His Ent, who goes by the name of Charles, retorted with a burp, as he ate the forest nymphomaniacs. Since there was nothing more to watch, O-B continued walking.
After walking for a while, O-B and Charles were on Tatoonie, a big desert planet, and there they spotted a big frog who said his name was Jabba the Hut.
Charles looked puzzled, and asked “Baroorum, how can a frog be a hut, and be a frog at the same time? Do people live in you, or do you just claim to be a hut?”
Before Jabba could reply, Darth Vader appeared, and said: “ O-B, your mother told me to tell you to come home for dinner.”
O-B shrugged, and said “Ok, thanks Darth.”
And before they jumped on the millenium falcon, Charles ate Darth, and made a Hut out of Jabba. Chewie thought the Jabba hut was a grand thing, and started to roast a goblin and fell asleep in jabba.
Five minutes later, O-B and Charles landed in black mesa.
O-B’s mother was making headcrab stew on the Resonance cascade generator, Charles thought it smelled so good that he said “Baroorum”, ate the G-Man, and then said *burp*.
Gordon Freeman came in and was very angry with O-B since O-B’s ent had just eaten his lover. Gordon pulled out his crowbar and smacked O-B’s mother into the headcrab stew and started stirring it with his gravity gun. “Now we are even,” he said.
O-B was very pissed with Gordon because of this, and decided he and Charles would have Gordon-Mum-Headcrab stew tonight.
To achieve this devious goal, O-B knew he had to use the dangerous One Ring, wich made him a bit more gay every time he used it, thats how gordon had become gay in the firstplace.
So he put on the ring and pushed gordon into the stew, but just as gordon was falling into the stew, he heard cartman screaming “My precious!” and felt the fat boy bite off his finger.
Charles thought the fat boy looked like a good snack, and tried to grab him. But instead he made cartman fall into the stew. The ring and the stew was ruined, and the generator was broken, wich caused headcrabs to pop up everywhere.
”Now look what you did charles, we cant have stew when my finger is in it!”
Suddenly there came a bright flash, and the boy and the ent, were gone.
All was dark.
For a long time, O-B was wondering where he was. Then he tried to pick his nose in frustration, when he suddenly realized that cartman had taken his index finger.
He heard Charles laugh “Boorarum*burp*”. The ent found it quite amusing when he tried to pick boogers out of his right nostril with a bloodied stump.
O-B squeezed the stump and shot some blood into Charles’s eye, and the ent stopped laughing, and instead started licking its eye and looked hurt.
To change the subject and avoind any reprecussions from the ent, charles asked aloud: “ I wonder where we are charles.”
Once upon a time, in a world not so similar to our own, lived a boy. The boy was called Ordinary Boy by most people. Ordinary Boy or O-B, or Obece even. Whatever they called him, ordinary boy didnt care. Because he was an ordinary boy, and would just shrug of the remarks as ordinary pestering from ordinary people, in an ordinary world.
One day O-B was out walking his Ent, he saw four elves raping a Goblin in the forest. He stopped to watch, the goblin was screeching for help as one of the elves violated him with a lemblas cracker. “Thats got to hurt if your a goblin” O-B said. His Ent, who goes by the name of Charles, retorted with a burp, as he ate the forest nymphomaniacs. Since there was nothing more to watch, O-B continued walking.
After walking for a while, O-B and Charles were on Tatoonie, a big desert planet, and there they spotted a big frog who said his name was Jabba the Hut.
Charles looked puzzled, and asked “Baroorum, how can a frog be a hut, and be a frog at the same time? Do people live in you, or do you just claim to be a hut?”
Before Jabba could reply, Darth Vader appeared, and said: “ O-B, your mother told me to tell you to come home for dinner.”
O-B shrugged, and said “Ok, thanks Darth.”
And before they jumped on the millenium falcon, Charles ate Darth, and made a Hut out of Jabba. Chewie thought the Jabba hut was a grand thing, and started to roast a goblin and fell asleep in jabba.
Five minutes later, O-B and Charles landed in black mesa.
O-B’s mother was making headcrab stew on the Resonance cascade generator, Charles thought it smelled so good that he said “Baroorum”, ate the G-Man, and then said *burp*.
Gordon Freeman came in and was very angry with O-B since O-B’s ent had just eaten his lover. Gordon pulled out his crowbar and smacked O-B’s mother into the headcrab stew and started stirring it with his gravity gun. “Now we are even,” he said.
O-B was very pissed with Gordon because of this, and decided he and Charles would have Gordon-Mum-Headcrab stew tonight.
To achieve this devious goal, O-B knew he had to use the dangerous One Ring, wich made him a bit more gay every time he used it, thats how gordon had become gay in the firstplace.
So he put on the ring and pushed gordon into the stew, but just as gordon was falling into the stew, he heard cartman screaming “My precious!” and felt the fat boy bite off his finger.
Charles thought the fat boy looked like a good snack, and tried to grab him. But instead he made cartman fall into the stew. The ring and the stew was ruined, and the generator was broken, wich caused headcrabs to pop up everywhere.
”Now look what you did charles, we cant have stew when my finger is in it!”
Suddenly there came a bright flash, and the boy and the ent, were gone.
All was dark.
For a long time, O-B was wondering where he was. Then he tried to pick his nose in frustration, when he suddenly realized that cartman had taken his index finger.
He heard Charles laugh “Boorarum*burp*”. The ent found it quite amusing when he tried to pick boogers out of his right nostril with a bloodied stump.
O-B squeezed the stump and shot some blood into Charles’s eye, and the ent stopped laughing, and instead started licking its eye and looked hurt.
To change the subject and avoind any reprecussions from the ent, charles asked aloud: “ I wonder where we are charles.”
