The phallus of false hope

[Doppelgofer]

penis is gold in the eyes of a woman, yet also sellable goods

yes?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Ibtl?

 

[Icarusintel]

The floor is lava! *quickly puts feet up*

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

She rejected you, eh?
It happens to a lot of guys.

I wouldn't know, though.

 

[Kula Meenur]

penis is gold in the eyes of a woman, yet also sellable goods

I'm afraid so, chum... i'm afraid so.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Chum is another word for vomit.

 

[Kula Meenur]

haha... ur on to me

D:

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I just like to randomly point out things like that.

D:

 

[mindless_moder]

penis is gold in the eyes of a woman, yet also sellable goods

yes?

gold is a "sellable" tangible material.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Yeah but you can't prostitute gold.

Unless.. someone is very, very lonely. ;;

 

[pvtbones]

is someone upset that he has a small manhood?

just kidding but ummm yeah I guess some women look at his manhood before the rest of him.

 

[Doppelgofer]

god i was restless last night

i'd love to say there was a fascinating backstory to my sweeping statement but unfortunatley, no woman has crushed my heart into a pulp recently

 

[Geogaddi]

I've got the golden penis!
I've got the golden penis!
Sing it with me!
I've got the golden penis!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

My penis is uninterruptable.

 

[Que-Ever]

You can sell a penis? Who would want to buy a penis?

 

[Sulkdodds]

"The golden penis" sounds like an award for pornstars.

The thread title meanwhile, sounds like the movie that won it.

"A philosophical masterpiece! Five stars!" - Dick-rag monthly

 

[pvtbones]

You can sell a penis? Who would want to buy a penis?

Asia.

 

[Marinmald]

yes, but without a penis how would you open pickle jars?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

With you other penis. Duh.

 

[JNightshade]

o_0