el Chi
Newbie
- Joined
- Jul 11, 2003
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Post your action hero moment quips here.
I'm cornered by a zombie whilst reloading. I crack her around the face with the butt of my shotgun and she staggers back. I hit her again and once more for good measure. She falls to the ground, dead. I shake my head and continue to reload.
"What a pain in the butt."
A crowd of zombies surround me, kicking, punching, thrashing, gouging. I throw a pipe bomb, which gets their attention. They leave me and race over to it, screeching and howling.
"Thanks guys - it's been a blast."
*BOOM*
A single zombie runs towards me. I stand motionless, holding a shotgun. I wait until the zombie is a metre away and then fire. Its skull blooms into a cloud of viscera and its limp, decapitated body slumps to the ground.
"Don't get ahead of yourself."
A zombie attacks me as we stand on the edge of tall building. I pistol whip him and he slips off the edge, falling to his doom.
"Thanks for dropping by."
My connection's borked and a laggy zombie stutters towards me. I shoot it and, in fits and starts, it flies across the room.
"What a jerk."
I'm cornered by a zombie whilst reloading. I crack her around the face with the butt of my shotgun and she staggers back. I hit her again and once more for good measure. She falls to the ground, dead. I shake my head and continue to reload.
"What a pain in the butt."
A crowd of zombies surround me, kicking, punching, thrashing, gouging. I throw a pipe bomb, which gets their attention. They leave me and race over to it, screeching and howling.
"Thanks guys - it's been a blast."
*BOOM*
A single zombie runs towards me. I stand motionless, holding a shotgun. I wait until the zombie is a metre away and then fire. Its skull blooms into a cloud of viscera and its limp, decapitated body slumps to the ground.
"Don't get ahead of yourself."
A zombie attacks me as we stand on the edge of tall building. I pistol whip him and he slips off the edge, falling to his doom.
"Thanks for dropping by."
My connection's borked and a laggy zombie stutters towards me. I shoot it and, in fits and starts, it flies across the room.
"What a jerk."
