the real war simulation game

[<RJMC>]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15660_ultimate-war-simulation-game.html

Like my Grandpa always said, there were no naked human pyramids in Starcraft.

 

[Vegeta897]

But, I want to lose points off my Public Support Meter every time one of those monsters accidentally impales a schoolgirl in a horrific bloody mess that will shock all but the Japanese.

Lulz.

 

[Lucid]

Dear sweet Jesus.

That was awesome.

4. I want those awesome rooted monsters from Starcraft that wait until the enemy gets close and then launch tentacles up their asses. Just think of how demoralizing that would have to be.

But, I want to lose points off my Public Support Meter every time one of those monsters accidentally impales a schoolgirl in a horrific bloody mess that will shock all but the Japanese.

 

[99.vikram]

Old cracked article is old.

 

[Laivasse]

Would have been a lot funnier if it wasn't trying so hard to satirise the anti-war lobby. Some of the pics are good though.

"Yes, this article has its humorous moments, when it's not trying to covertly slip in right-wing viewpoints justifying torture (war does not give you the excuse to do anything), painting the blowing up of civilians as an inherent part of war, and somehow connecting anti-war sentiment to the devilish tricks of the media. Also, in an RTS, your people at home don't get shafted with a trillion dollar debt for generations to come. Because that wouldn't be a very fun game."

Sums it up.

 

[CyberPitz]

Is it sad that I know this is the mission where Raynors group, after escaping from the Confederates wiht Mangsk's help, meet up with Kerrigan to free the Antigan people so they can also fight against the Confederates?

Man, I think I've played this game too much. D:

 

[Stigmata]

Cracked.com is third-rate comedy.

 

[Ennui]

pretty much how i felt, it was mostly funny but he tried too hard and didn't pull it off that well in terms of satire / agendapushing