The rise of the mom joke

sinkoman · Dec 9, 2005

Does anybody else notice rising usage of "the mom joke"?

I have, and it's pissing me off. The jokes end up horribly immature and stale.

I don't mean like, some guy going "THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID!" when you say "oh my god that gigantic stick just shot fluid all over me" (an honest and rather entertaining usage), i'm talking about some jackass in a sports jacket appending "your mom" to every single frigging word you say.

"Damn, practice was excruciating today!"

"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID!"

"Stop that man, it hurts"

"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID"

"Hey, what'd you do after the game?"

"YOUR MOM!"

"How was that party?"

"YOUR MOM WAS THERE!"

---

I especially hate it when some dumbass tries to drag out a sentence, just to fit in a mom joke.

"So how was the surf?"

"Your mom asked that when I came home!"

SO.

Is it just me stuck in a highschool enviroment, ripe with idiots, or does anybody else notice it?

WhiteZero · Dec 9, 2005

The 90's called, it wants its insult back.

sinkoman · Dec 9, 2005

WhiteZero said:
The 90's called, it wants its insult back.

SWITCH THE 90'S OUT WITH YOUR MOM, AND INSULTS WITH VIRGINITY!

/me sardonically laughs

WhiteZero · Dec 9, 2005

Just tell him he's a 12 year old and walk away. Unless he actually is...

CyberPitz · Dec 9, 2005

Actually, yes I have...especially from one friend. ALL DAY was a "That's what your mom said" or "Your mom!"

ugh.

Steven · Dec 9, 2005

Does anybody else notice rising usage of "the mom joke"?

I have, and it's pissing me off. The jokes end up horribly immature and stale.

I don't mean like, some guy going "THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID!" when you say "oh my god that gigantic stick just shot fluid all over me" (an honest and rather entertaining usage), i'm talking about some jackass in a sports jacket appending "your mom" to every single frigging word you say.

"Damn, practice was excruciating today!"

"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID!"

"Stop that man, it hurts"

"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID"

"Hey, what'd you do after the game?"

"YOUR MOM!"

"How was that party?"

"YOUR MOM WAS THERE!"

---

I especially hate it when some dumbass tries to drag out a sentence, just to fit in a mom joke.

"So how was the surf?"

"Your mom asked that when I came home!"

SO.

Is it just me stuck in a highschool enviroment, ripe with idiots, or does anybody else notice it?

Yeah, happens to me I get some moron trying to argue with me and I say "grow up." and he replies with "You don't have a dick." or "Yeah ya Mums good." or "Ya gay for no apparent reason." Very mature.

kirovman · Dec 9, 2005

I am partial to a few of 'your mum' jokes myself, but those situations don't make me laugh. They make me despair!

Sulkdodds · Dec 9, 2005

Haha, haven't heard them over here. Only ever an ironic kinda thing...

LAWYER 1: I allege, sir, that you are a murderer!
LAWYER 2: Objection!
LAWYER 1: Your mum!
LAWYER 2: I object!
LAWYER 1: That's not what your mum said!

Septih · Dec 9, 2005

just ask them why they like to screw [insert your mums age here] year old women

-Psy- · Dec 9, 2005

Direwolf · Dec 9, 2005

Haha...it would seem here that the joke came about, rose to prominence, and fell long ago. Now its just used in a funny or ironic sense.

Beerdude26 · Dec 9, 2005

Some guy told that to my nephew (Whose mum has died

), and my nephew replied 'My mum's dead.'
The guy burst out in laughter.

Needless to say, the guy got about 8 stitches, lost 3 teeth, and got kicked from school

Steven · Dec 9, 2005

Beerdude26 · Dec 9, 2005

Que-Ever · Dec 9, 2005

I sue it in the oppostie sense, mostlyto make myself look foolish, partly to show people how dumb it is. Except, round here, it's usually proceeded by "nigga,"

"Yeah, that's what your dad said last night. I mean your mom, shit..."

Muffin Man · Dec 9, 2005

i do them, but at least mine make sense. and yes i am quite immature, and yes i get hit for it, lol.

Qonfused · Dec 9, 2005

I love your mom jokes when they don't get annoying. They have to be placed well and random enough so it comes out of no where.

DreadLord · Dec 9, 2005

Qonfused said:
I love your mom jokes when they don't get annoying. They have to be placed well and random enough so it comes out of no where.

Your mom cums out of nowhere.

Sulkdodds · Dec 9, 2005

Like that.

Ah, I remember the time a friend of mine said to someone 'Yeah? Your mum's fat!' and the other guy said "yeah, she is."

Raziaar · Dec 9, 2005

If somebody ever insults my mom in like a sexual way...

I just say something like, "Its about time, thank you."

They look at me confused.

ríomhaire · Dec 9, 2005

Sometimes when delievered just right at just the right time Yo Mamma comebacks are hilarious.

AmishSlayer · Dec 9, 2005

I think the Mom jokes began much further back...like the 12th century.

Guy de Lusignan: If I had fought you when you were still capable of making bastards...

Godfrey of Ibelin: I knew your mother when she was making hers; fortunately you're too old to be one of mine.

From Kingdom of Heaven

oldagerocker · Dec 9, 2005

Beerdude26 said:
Some guy told that to my nephew (Whose mum has died ), and my nephew replied 'My mum's dead.'
The guy burst out in laughter.

Needless to say, the guy got about 8 stitches, lost 3 teeth, and got kicked from school

...ouch.... :rolling: bad luck eh?

<RJMC> · Dec 9, 2005

Beerdude26 said:
Some guy told that to my nephew (Whose mum has died ), and my nephew replied 'My mum's dead.'
The guy burst out in laughter.

Needless to say, the guy got about 8 stitches, lost 3 teeth, and got kicked from school

dam I will hav killed him whit my own hands

Evo · Dec 9, 2005

Hmmm, best for me was when this dude went

"Ya mum [insert crap insult]"
Evo: "Ya Dad"
*Evo gets pushed over*

another, a kid was pissing me off on the bus:
Evo: "Ya mum is safe!"

that shut him up....for a bit, eventually ended up with him gasping for air with my hands wringing his neck...i hated him to say the least

sinkoman · Dec 10, 2005

Septih said:
just ask them why they like to screw [insert your mums age here] year old women

I do.

"HAHA! Make sure your moms ok when you get home. OOOOHHH!!!"

"Damn Derek. Didn't know you were into 50 plus year old women"

OMGjohnConnor · Dec 10, 2005

Soirjed · Dec 10, 2005

:thumbs:

your mother.

Muffin Man · Dec 10, 2005

sinkoman said:
I do.

"HAHA! Make sure your moms ok when you get home. OOOOHHH!!!"

"Damn Derek. Didn't know you were into 50 plus year old women"

"i was ****ing ur mom"

"yeah well while you were chasing after overweight old wrinkly women i took a razor blade to your mothers eyes and set fire to your huse"

Kamikazie · Dec 10, 2005

thats pretty good muffin

TheSomeone · Dec 10, 2005

You forgot: "Dude my mom's dead of [blank]"

"You suck"
"That's what your mom said."
"Dude my mom's dead of saying 'you suck'"

DreadLord · Dec 10, 2005

Me: "Yeah, I did it"
Shaniqua: "I did your mom last night!"
Me: "My mom died of breast cancer 3 years ago, they had to amputate one breast before she died. So yeah, if you're into dead chicks with one breast and a huge scar, then go for it."
Shaniqua: "..."

TheSomeone · Dec 10, 2005

"My mom's dead"
"Didn't stop me."

Adabiviak · Dec 10, 2005

It's too easy to overdo it. An appropriately placed "yo momma" is both subtle and quite funny.

sinkoman · Dec 13, 2005

Adabiviak said:
It's too easy to overdo it. An appropriately placed "yo momma" is both subtle and quite funny.

I like to dash out of the norm, but still stay in context.

So instead of going "I'M GONNA BANG YOUR MOM TONIGHT!".

You go...

"Yeah man, whatever, just make sure that your mom's ok when you get home".

Yes, it's a tad of a revive, but it's my thread, so suck it up.

Jintor · Dec 13, 2005

Really? Our school has an influx of 'in bed' jokes, because adding 'in bed' to the end of every sentance makes it funnier.

Or, on the 'mum' side of things, you add 'with your mum!' to the end of every sentance, maybe after adding 'in bed'! Oh the hilarity!

kirovman · Dec 13, 2005

Jintor said:
Really? Our school has an influx of 'in bed' jokes, because adding 'in bed' to the end of every sentance makes it funnier.

Or, on the 'mum' side of things, you add 'with your mum!' to the end of every sentance, maybe after adding 'in bed'! Oh the hilarity!

That's what your mum said in bed.

:|

Sulkdodds · Dec 13, 2005

That's what she said.

Qonfused · Dec 13, 2005

What you do is you add "in bed" after fortune cookies or song titles.

Oops, I did it again... in bed.
You will meet lots of new people in the next few weeks... in bed.

kirovman · Dec 13, 2005

Qonfused said:
What you do is you add "in bed" after fortune cookies or song titles.

Oops, I did it again... in bed.
You will meet lots of new people in the next few weeks... in bed.

You suck... in bed. :O :O :O

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