specialmax
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Yesterday I found out the secret of life...
The secret of life. God is actully the first living creture, wich is a plant... Yes its stupid, but the first thing that ever existed was a plant. I dont no what kind of plant but he is a plant. I dont beileive in G0d either. I think we evolved from apes!!!! I also think that that Jesus was some dude who was a cave man. It says he was Gods son. Therfore he would be a microscopic organisim. You know like bactieria.
Then he re-incarnated into more things. Like he was then a cave man or somthing or maybe a common toad! So he re-incarnaites over and over until the void comes and G0d aka plant is wiped out like me and charmin ultra toilet paper when I poop. So any1 can be Jebuz he can be anything.
Scary thoguht. Also Bush is satan....
The secret of life. God is actully the first living creture, wich is a plant... Yes its stupid, but the first thing that ever existed was a plant. I dont no what kind of plant but he is a plant. I dont beileive in G0d either. I think we evolved from apes!!!! I also think that that Jesus was some dude who was a cave man. It says he was Gods son. Therfore he would be a microscopic organisim. You know like bactieria.
Then he re-incarnated into more things. Like he was then a cave man or somthing or maybe a common toad! So he re-incarnaites over and over until the void comes and G0d aka plant is wiped out like me and charmin ultra toilet paper when I poop. So any1 can be Jebuz he can be anything.
Scary thoguht. Also Bush is satan....
