The Top 20 Ways to Say your Fly is Open...

[jerkasaur]

20 - The cucumber has left the salad.
19 - I can see the gun of Navarone.
18 - Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17 - You've got Windows in your laptop.
16 - Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15 - Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14 - Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13 - Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12 - You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11 - Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10 - Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9 - Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8 - Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7 - The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6 - Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5 - You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4 - Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3 - You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2 - I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1 - I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

:upstare:​

 

[bryanf445]

#21 xyz

 

[Fat Tony!]

How about- "your zip is un done"

 

[Raziaar]

How about- "your zip is un done"

Yep... "Your fly is open"

 

[Qonfused]

"Nice penis" always works.

 

[Reginald]

I suddenly looked down yesterday during Maths and noticed my flies were undone. I couldn't remember how long since I had been to the toilet so I assumed they'd been open since the morning.

 

[kirovman]

I just don't wear trousers anymore.

 

[Skaadi]

lol, I used to tell them with a song

 

[hool10]

You left the barn doors open and your horse is escaping.

 

[JNightshade]

"Is that a penis in front of you, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[<RJMC>]

lol at the first one

 

[Codcommando]

1 XYZPDQ
2 I can see your dingy
3 U selling hotdogs or something?

 

[Naudian]

That list gets worse and worse up until #1...iz backwerds D:

 

[Danimal]

I just say "Your zipper is undone" :|

 

[Dr. Freeman]

"Is that a penis in front of you, or are you just happy to see me?"

both? :naughty: heh
hmm...i remember the phrase "your post office is open" being used a few times around here.

 

[JNightshade]

As that list goes, #1 is extremely over-used, and pretty stupid. #2, however, is genius

 

[Sparda]

LOL, Nice list.

 

[Llama]

"Your ****ing fly is open, dipshit"
Works for me

 

[Dog--]

"Scared you might get it caught in the zipper this morning?"

 

[Harryz]

"Your dick is hanging out."

 

[Evo]

"Uh dude, flying low"
Their response "You were looking! :O"