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Cybernoid
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One night, Gabe appeared in my dream and told me the truth behind Half-Life. I will now reveal it to everyone.
In the tram ride in the beginning it's not really Gordon because Gordon is dreaming in his bed and the G-Man is Secretly Transmitting gamma-waves to Gordon's Brain to make him think that he is on the train when in fact he is not. Then Gordon goes to the Toilet and the resonance cascade scenarion occurs and through a Transmodulating Quantum Interference Wave Function Collapse Reaction (TQIWFCR) he gets slipped into an alternate dimension where Blue Shift never happened because Valve ran out of money and the G-Man is his father because there occured a Mixup in the sperm bank or something, so actually Gordon travels through time but not space when he goes to the lab after the accident before the accident has happened to stop Xen from Taking Over Australia when in fact it's not Australia but City 17 in the alternate universe where Gordon was never born. So this leads us to the conclusion that Half-Life 2 actually takes place before Black Mesa and City 17 doesn't exist because the G-Man is actually Nihilanth and Gordon did not kill Nihilanth because he never went to Black Mesa because of the Relativity Fragment Syndrome that causes matter to become antimatter in the fifth dimension of time. So, Valve is actually making Half-Life 3 secretly where Gordon has to dress as a woman and infiltrate the CIA and the FBI because they stole Alyx's pants.
I know this may sound complicated but I've through about this for a long time and the dream where Marc Laidlaw spoke to me from the bathtub only confirms everything. Thank you.
In the tram ride in the beginning it's not really Gordon because Gordon is dreaming in his bed and the G-Man is Secretly Transmitting gamma-waves to Gordon's Brain to make him think that he is on the train when in fact he is not. Then Gordon goes to the Toilet and the resonance cascade scenarion occurs and through a Transmodulating Quantum Interference Wave Function Collapse Reaction (TQIWFCR) he gets slipped into an alternate dimension where Blue Shift never happened because Valve ran out of money and the G-Man is his father because there occured a Mixup in the sperm bank or something, so actually Gordon travels through time but not space when he goes to the lab after the accident before the accident has happened to stop Xen from Taking Over Australia when in fact it's not Australia but City 17 in the alternate universe where Gordon was never born. So this leads us to the conclusion that Half-Life 2 actually takes place before Black Mesa and City 17 doesn't exist because the G-Man is actually Nihilanth and Gordon did not kill Nihilanth because he never went to Black Mesa because of the Relativity Fragment Syndrome that causes matter to become antimatter in the fifth dimension of time. So, Valve is actually making Half-Life 3 secretly where Gordon has to dress as a woman and infiltrate the CIA and the FBI because they stole Alyx's pants.
I know this may sound complicated but I've through about this for a long time and the dream where Marc Laidlaw spoke to me from the bathtub only confirms everything. Thank you.
