The truth is in the pudding--whatever that means.

[Willy Wonka]

I don't see what all the hoopla is all about. It's just another first person shooter if you ask me.

Because personally, I don't really care too much for Half Life, the sequel, or any of those half baked mods these developers love to churn out like your average run-of-the-mill child pornography (not that I'm into crap like that, honest).

So I suggest everybody pipe down and be the good, little consumers you are until Valve decides to shaft you guys in the anus like they've done before. And we all know that the greatest first person shooter of all time is Gods & Generals...He..he.he.

:farmer:

 

[Homer]

Nice first post. Welcome to the forums, and (Homefully) goodby forever.

 

[Ames]

Gods & Generals.

Worse than Daikatana....:x

 

[Sashswash]

I'd guess that you're going to have some people flaming you pretty bad in a few minutes

 

[Hectic Glenn]

/flame
RAWRRRRR away with yourself!

Whats the point of telling us that? We know what the game is, it's our choice, accept it :imu:

(i have now lost all respect after this post below...)

 

[Willy Wonka]

I'd guess that you're going to have some people flaming you pretty bad in a few minutes

Ha! Unlike you, I think I can handle myself pretty well (just imagine the flameproof suit I got from my homeboy the late, great Tupac Shakur). Bring it on, baby.
:flame:

 

[switch]

Well, you are intitled to your own opinion, even if it is said without anything backing up any of the points you have made.

I dont see why you have gone through all the effort of subscribing just to flamebait unless you have nothing else to do than piss off people on the internet.

 

[KagePrototype]

I agree, keep your expectations low to ensure you will enjoy it for what it is, which may or may not end up being "just another fps".

 

[Willy Wonka]

Nice first post. Welcome to the forums, and (Homefully) goodby forever.

Dear Homer Simpson Replicant,


You guys couldn't kreme me if Gabe Newell gave you guns glazed with Krispy Kreme glaze. :sniper:

 

[Homer]

This forum is such a strange mix of flamers and weird new age amoral bhudists.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Well the original didnt turn out like that, so we can't help ourselves, it may or may not be as good, but its progress, and by the looks of it,we have good reason to see this as something more special than the average fps.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

This guy has cast his line with a juicy piece of bait into the water.

I hope mods realise the real point of this thread asap....

 

[Homer]

Dear Homer Simpson Replicant,


You guys couldn't kreme me if Gabe Newell gave you guns glazed with Krispy Kreme glaze. :sniper:

I dont know what that means, but I'm gunna go get some of those krispy kreme wierd little doughnuts they sell at the circle k across the street. Damn you for inciting this craving.

 

[Willy Wonka]

I agree, keep your expectations low to ensure you will enjoy it for what it is, which may or may not end up being "just another fps".

Why keep it to myself when I can share it with the whole, wide world?

Do you mind if I call you crabhead, Mr. Protonuts? I plan on eschewing all the fury from postponed release dates, lies, and other particular corporate ills that Valve have placed upon it's unsuspecting consumers!

Sincerely,


Willy Wonka
:sniper:

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Goddamnit i just had a craving for a juicy piece of KFC chicken.

A colonels choice burger...

WTF that would be nice with a cup of mountain dew.

 

[koncept]

I don't see what all the hoopla is all about. It's just another first person shooter if you ask me.

Because personally, I don't really care too much for Half Life, the sequel, or any of those half baked mods these developers love to churn out like your average run-of-the-mill child pornography (not that I'm into crap like that, honest).

So I suggest everybody pipe down and be the good, little consumers you are until Valve decides to shaft you guys in the anus like they've done before. And we all know that the greatest first person shooter of all time is Gods & Generals...He..he.he.

:farmer:

ok, so don't play, i'll be playing half life 2.. piss off, you dumb hippie.

 

[guise]

the proof is in the pudding

 

[KagePrototype]

Why keep it to myself when I can share it with the whole, wide world?

Do you mind if I call you crabhead, Mr. Protonuts? I plan on eschewing all the fury from postponed release dates, lies, and other particular corporate ills that Valve have placed upon it's unsuspecting consumers!

Sincerely,


Willy Wonka
:sniper:

OK, now I'm convinced you're a troll, because I have no idea as to why you just flamed me. :|

 

[Mr-Fusion]

He's just baiting us. It always happens close to release and at release. People register to have a bit of fun by baiting fanboys into an argument. This is a textbook troll-effort.

All we have to do is turn it into a spam fest!

pie.

 

[Platinum]

Willy Wonka ... You show nothing but lack of intelligent thought, in all of your posts. That's all there is to it, you are immature and confused. You dont need to post anymore, so I suggest you stop. :frown: :cheers:

 

[Willy Wonka]

This guy has cast his line with a juicy piece of bait into the water.

I hope mods realise the real point of this thread asap....

Hey, Kenny Rogers? I bet you're all greased up and ready for Gabe and all his limp penis constituents to stick one helluva crowbar into that dry anus hole of your's. Am I right or what?
:sniper:

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Hey, Kenny Rogers? I bet you're all greased up and ready for Gabe and all his limp penis constituents to stick one helluva crowbar into that dry anus hole of your's. Am I right or what?
:sniper:

Greased up? No ! I'm lying naked on a chair with dairy product smothered all over my fat carcass, me and Gabe are going to milk eachother up! High in calcium style!

 

[Willy Wonka]

Willy Wonka ... You show nothing but lack of intelligent thought, in all of your posts. That's all there is to it, you are immature and confused. You dont need to post anymore, so I suggest you stop. :frown: :cheers:

I doubt your true face is as attractive as the slut you've used for an avatar!
:farmer:

 

[Hectic Glenn]

You are bordering two catergories, oxygen theif and waste of flesh...

 

[Viperidae]

Mmmmmm... milk. Is it Icarus brand?

*Drinks Icarus milk*

Ahhh that's better.

Willy if you value your account stop now.

 

[Willy Wonka]

ok, so don't play, i'll be playing half life 2.. piss off, you dumb hippie.

I can't really piss off (the reason: sleeping with whores such as your mom with her beautiful Jewish ****). Now you sir, jack off!
:sniper:

 

[EC]

Hey, how about we all just ignore him? All he wants is attention, and you guys are fueling him. He's just here to stir up trouble.

 

[Willy Wonka]

You are bordering two catergories, oxygen theif and waste of flesh...

I bet you like to read the bible, quote a verse from scripture, light a candle, and then lick your mother's rotted crotch!

Glenn Humplink (which is now your new name for now on when you post on this forum), don't you have an e-machine you need to defrag or something?


Sincerely,


Willy Wonka :sniper:

 

[Maverick Knig]

That has got to be the most blatant display of trolling for trolling's sake. Mods, close this thread PLEASE!

Oh, and Wonka: you sir, are (looking like, at this rate) a jackass.

VALVe: release the game!!!

 

[Willy Wonka]

Hey, how about we all just ignore him? All he wants is attention, and you guys are fueling him. He's just here to stir up trouble.

Yo, Ghaundi!

Being passive will only get your face soiled, BUKKAKE STYLE!
:sniper:

 

[Baal]

Everyone knows the greatest FPS of all time is Goldeneye, followed closely by Half-Life.

heh, yea, I can't wait for a Goldeneye Half-Life 2 mod...

 

[Kanehdian]

Well, it's your opinion. You have the right to express it and we have the right to ridicule and laugh at all we want.

 

[Willy Wonka]

That has got to be the most blatant display of trolling for trolling's sake. Mods, close this thread PLEASE!

Oh, and Wonka: you sir, are (looking like, at this rate) a jackass.

VALVe: release the game!!!

Now I know why the Gambino family hated snitches...And you know what happens to those who tattle tell?

 

[ShadowFox]

Anybody who debates this guy wastes their time.

 

[Willy Wonka]

Well, it's your opinion. You have the right to express it and we have the right to ridicule and laugh at all we want.

Are you Kurdish or something?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

well Mr Willy, or Dick if i can call you that? since you like giving us all names, i think that suites quite nicely, how about you scoot off back to your game of lemmings, and realise that not only are you offensive, anti-semitic and childish you are also achieving nothing via this thread. Please consider whether your life is worth living then kill yourself just in case...the humplink has spoken

 

[Willy Wonka]

Everyone knows the greatest FPS of all time is Goldeneye, followed closely by Half-Life.

heh, yea, I can't wait for a Goldeneye Half-Life 2 mod...

I would like to 2nd that motion, and that's on the terms of you swallowing Ron Jermey's man gravy raw or you taking 5 shots of nuclear suppositories up the anus!

And how did you get a name like Baal, Ball (notice the 'L' instead of 'A' anusmister)?
:sniper:

 

[Viperidae]

Has anyone reported this guy yet?

 

[L337_Assasain]

Why did you waste energy joining a forum only to piss people off?
You will not hear me protest anymore, go ahead, and enjoy the next five minutes of your stay.

 

[Willy Wonka]

well Mr Willy, or Dick if i can call you that? since you like giving us all names, i think that suites quite nicely, how about you scoot off back to your game of lemmings, and realise that not only are you offensive, anti-semitic and childish you are also achieving nothing via this thread. Please consider whether your life is worth living then kill yourself just in case...the humplink has spoken

Dear Mr. Humplink,


Sorry, I can't shoot myself today, and that's because I let your little brother pick off a Krispy Kreme franchise with Gabe last night.

Do you think they'll survive the police interrogation once they pull the good old fashioned Rodney King beating on them.

Let me know?


Sincerely,


Willy Wonka
:cheers: