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Its time for everyone to let their favourite superheroes go to war
Lets hear why batman would kick dense hick supermans back to krypton
Prove that the iron man would give the hulk an ass whupping

my favourite is of course the dark knight - Bruce Wayne self made billionaire,moral, squeaky clean, with a beautiful girlfriend, frinebds, respect, power
yet he is an enigma in reality - an orphan traumatised by the violent death of his parents in Gotham City, lonely, gothic is his depressive mood swings, a man who revels in machismo and testorone highs, violent and brutal S&M, leather and pain
incredibly intelligent, immensely resourceful and adaptive he is the ultimate vigilante - his powers are his flaws-his violent nature, his dark and repressed sexuality, his traumatic past, his hate filled mind
The flawed, violent, dark crusader who redeems himself by waging vicious relentless war on all crime weaving technological advantage into his repertoire
Batman

Other favourites
Xmen - Mystique - sex on legs and so powerful
Captain Planet - he's a hero gonna bring pollution down to zero!

Just to add controversy -Batman would kick supermans ass
 
Batman DID kick Superman's ass. When Supes went rogue, Batman dropped kryptonite down his costume (where Supes couldn't get to it) and kicked the crap out of him. He even told him, "I want you to know who beat you," or something along those lines. That's why Superman calls Batman the most dangerous man in the world.

Fun fact, you know how Bruce Wayne makes his money? Patents. His parents were both successful doctors, so of course he inherited that large fortune, but he makes his money patenting inventions and things. That's something you can add to the, "things I learned on this forum" thread.

Batman is my all-time favorite superhero. Devoid of any super powers, just an olympic-level body and a keen mind, and he's able to put down ANY superhero, from ANY series, in ANY place, during ANY timeline. You'd better believe that everyone has a weakness, and the Dark Knight will find it.
 
Batman DID kick Superman's ass. When Supes went rogue, Batman dropped kryptonite down his costume (where Supes couldn't get to it) and kicked the crap out of him. He even told him, "I want you to know who beat you," or something along those lines. That's why Superman calls Batman the most dangerous man in the world.

Fun fact, you know how Bruce Wayne makes his money? Patents. His parents were both successful doctors, so of course he inherited that large fortune, but he makes his money patenting inventions and things. That's something you can add to the, "things I learned on this forum" thread.

Batman is my all-time favorite superhero. Devoid of any super powers, just an olympic-level body and a keen mind, and he's able to put down ANY superhero, from ANY series, in ANY place, during ANY timeline. You'd better believe that everyone has a weakness, and the Dark Knight will find it.
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Well said
 
There is a vital piece of missing evidence here...

supermanvsbatmanbyjimlee3gj.jpg


I'm afraid so...
 
Mr-Fusion said:
There is a vital piece of missing evidence here...

supermanvsbatmanbyjimlee3gj.jpg


I'm afraid so...
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There was an almost exact copy of that cover (or rather, I should say THIS is the copy) from a long time ago. You can find it at that Super Dickery website somewhere in there. Supes choking Batman. I'm not sure how it ended up, but I know Batman HAS won fights against Superman on more than one occassion. That said, if Batman couldn't get ahold of kryptonite and fought against pre-crisis Superman...oh yeah, he's dead. But he'd never go into a fight unprepared.
 
K. Straham put it best. If it was just Superman vs. Batman in a steel cage death room and Superman had become a merciless killer, Superman could end Batman's life in less than a second. Why in each fight between the two Batman comes out on top? It's because he is probably the greatest strategic hero in all of comicdom and also the most clever. Like Straham said, Batman would never be stupid enough to let Superman get him in a situation in which there would be no way out. The best example is in Batman #612 in which Bruce clearly states "..Clark could end my life in a second with his super-speed by pounding my head into the wall, but deep down inside, Clark's essentially a good guy, and deep down...I'm not", or something like that. Superman seeks to preserve life at all cost, and especially when fighting Batman (whom Superman considers his closest ally, along with the most dangerous man alive). Superman gave the Kryptonite Ring to Batman for one sole reason, because he trusts him enough and believes that only Batman (with the skill and intellect he has) can bring him down. Sure, if this was Superman vs. Batman in terms of the movie characters, it's not even close. Superman is an alien with god-like powers, and Batman is basically the perfect physical human specimen. There's really no contest in that area. If Superman and Batman were to face off based on their comic characters, Batman would most likely triumph.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=batman&word2=superman

the evidence is conclusive
 
Peter Nguyen, dude. Do you not know how to read MLA FORMATTING?!
 

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Strangely enough, the name Angry Lawyer is based on a personal superhero I invented when I was young. He was angry, and a lawyer, knew martial arts, and went around with dual pistols and kicked terrorists' asses. Man, my comic-book self could apply pwnage to most other superheroes.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Somewhere between Neo, Max Payne, and any thin person in a suit with a side/centre-parting ever to star in an action film, to be specific.

-Angry Lawyer
 
oldagerocker said:
Bananaman > all. :D
(or dangermouse)

Spiderman is the weakest hero ever.
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Danger Mouse vs Mighty Mouse :O


(Danger mouse would win...)


-Angry Lawyer
 
oooooh the triangle i'm sooooo scared whatya gonna do triangle me hehehe
OMF my ears i give in i give in ;( ;(

:D
 
it's his expressionless face and all powerful triangle that sends shivers up criminals spines :o
 
CptStern said:
it's his expressionless face and all powerful triangle that sends shivers up criminals spines :o
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I think he'd die of a heart attack before he gets too far in his career.
 
I'm curious as to how he go so big in the first place... He doesn't even have a mouth

-NSL
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I'm curious as to how he go so big in the first place... He doesn't even have a mouth

-NSL
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When supper time calls... you DONT want to know. :x
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I'm curious as to how he go so big in the first place... He doesn't even have a mouth

-NSL
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ummmmm ...feeding tube? in the bum-bum?
 
Because he's awesome. And furry, in a manly body-hair kindof way.
 
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