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[Stigmata]

Does anyone else read this? Sometimes it can be the funniest site on the internet. My favorite articles are:

• Styrofoam
• Orange Construction Barrels
• Jesus
• Redundancy

Also, I've written one that goes by the name of Crushing the Hell out of it. Thoughts?

 

[Last One In]

"and into the cup the Lord of Peace didst squeezeth the lemon, and the apple, and the orange,

and He too didst squeezeth the grape, and the kiwi, and the pomegranate

and verily didst the holy flavored waters cometh forth from that which hadst been squeezed,

and the multitude didst seest the just and righteous flow,

and they bowed the knee before him, and didst pause to drink,

and thusly they didst spake, "Yea truly, Thou art King of the Juice

 

[Raziaar]

This is the most awesome picture! Awesome prank!

 

[JNightshade]

I made a thread on this a whiiiiile ago. n00b.

 

[Danimal]

I would jump in that styrofoam like an etheopian on a corn flake!

 

[Sulkdodds]

lol @ Redundancy

 

[Beerdude26]

roflmao @ Orange Construction Barrels

 

[Cukel]

BIZARRO JESUS
I had actually found this before this thread, but it still makes me crack.

Seriously, he walked underwater

 

[Septih]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson

# Jack Thompson has died at least 17 bagillion times. Some of his deaths have been at the hands of famous people such as John Wilkes Booth, Wolverine, and Sephiroth. Jack Thompson was also raped and murdered by Pac-Man as a child.

# After word arose that Ultra Jesus needed a new fifth pilot, Jack Thompson applied for the role. However, he was turned down for "Being a twat."

# It has been said that Jack Thompson was directly connected to the developement of security holes on the Internet Explorer browser.

# Jack Thompson's Penis is non Existent. The story is said to have originated from Ethiopian mythology.

 

[Beerdude26]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson

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