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Ok, let's see if this works, I know there have been others, but they mostly turned to spam. Please only post jokes, no commenting on other people's jokes and NO 'shocking' jokes (dead baby etc.).
If you want to comment on a joke PM the person won made it.
Hopefully if this stays organised it could be a good source of laughter.
A woman who was concerned with her apperence went to see a plastic surgeon, to ask about getting a face-lift.
He told her of a revolutionary new idea, where you have a screw on the top of your head and simply twist it every time you feel you need a little face lift.
So she agreed that this was a good idea, and so weeks went by and every now and the she'd give it a little twist, and her skin would get pulled upwards and her skin wasn't as saggy.
Anyway, a few months went past, until one day she went back to the surgeon.
"It's terrible doctor, i've been turning and turning the screw, but i've still got these great big bags under my eyes! What can i do?"
"I'd stop twisting it so much, those aren't bags, they're your breasts and if you don't stop now, you'll end up with a beard."
If you want to comment on a joke PM the person won made it.
Hopefully if this stays organised it could be a good source of laughter.
A woman who was concerned with her apperence went to see a plastic surgeon, to ask about getting a face-lift.
He told her of a revolutionary new idea, where you have a screw on the top of your head and simply twist it every time you feel you need a little face lift.
So she agreed that this was a good idea, and so weeks went by and every now and the she'd give it a little twist, and her skin would get pulled upwards and her skin wasn't as saggy.
Anyway, a few months went past, until one day she went back to the surgeon.
"It's terrible doctor, i've been turning and turning the screw, but i've still got these great big bags under my eyes! What can i do?"
"I'd stop twisting it so much, those aren't bags, they're your breasts and if you don't stop now, you'll end up with a beard."
