The world's best job

[DigiQ8]

An AUSTRALIAN manufacturer has called for applications for what it claims could be the world's best job - condom tester.

Durex marketing manager Sam White said any Australian over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester.

The position is not paid, but successful applicants will receive a free $60 selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance.

One of the lucky 200 testers will win a $1000 bonus.

Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said.

"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," he said.

"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorised professional?"

One thing's for sure - it's a job where employees won't mind taking their work home and burning the midnight oil.

To apply, visit the company's website at www.durex.com.au.

Sloth ?

 

[Geogaddi]

Woah. Q8...Kuwait! I just put that together.

 

[DigiQ8]

wtf...

 

[Sloth]

Not over 18... bugger me.

 

[VirusType2]

That is ****in freaky, because that is exactly what I was going to say. condom tester.

If you could pick anything to be your job, what would it be. I have thought about this many times.

Once, I said, I would like to be a Lazy-boy recliner tester.

Another time, I said I'd like to test beds for a living.

When I saw this thread, the first thing I thought of, after recliner tester, was that I would like to be a sex tester.

But I thought - that would kind of be like a porn star or something dirty, so I thought I'd go with condom tester.


Bend over; going to need some volunteers.

 

[AiM]

Not paid.

:|

 

[CrazyHarij]

free condoms and bonuses sounds like decent payment. it's not like you're doing humanity a favor with this job

 

[kirovman]

What does the job entail?

A latex scientist in a white coat prodding your penis with a splint?

 

[jondy]

A latex scientist in a white coat prodding your penis with a splint?

MY SHIP HAS COME IN

 

[Ren.182]

:O
Lucky bastards.

 

[<RJMC>]

the best is profesional hymen breaker

 

[Sam]

Not over 18... bugger me.

Can't if you aren't old enough, I'm afraid.

 

[lePobz]

Just don't be a condom tester in China. I'm now paying 20,000,000 dollar a week child support.

 

[Robbo]

I was going to apply but the chick on the website scared me off, have a look at her face. It's like some kind of horror movie.

 

[Murray_H]

I was going to apply but the chick on the website scared me off, have a look at her face. It's like some kind of horror movie.

I think someone broke her nose....a lot of times.

 

[Taboo]

Sounds like a good pick up line.

"Excuse me ma'am, would you like to help me test this condom? Dont worry, Im a professional"

 

[Geogaddi]

"You must have fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face."

 

[Dinkleberry]

Hahaha! @ All

 

[JNightshade]

Damnit, I'm on the wrong side of the world