The Writings Of The BlackMesa Janitor

[specialmax]

I hope this one dosn't get flamed...

Day One: I just got a job at a secret organization called Black Mesa soundsdumb, I have to move to Mexico.

Day Two: Well it was a o.k. day some one peed a little low so I had to mop it up.

Day Three: Today wasn't to good, I bumped into a man with this cool uniform and he said, "I lowering your wages." I was mad.

Day Four: Somthing freaky happned today I was walking into a stall and I saw a crab like thing in the water, little time to react I flushed it. Unfortanatly it didn't go down instead it made a screeching sound and lurched at me. I hit it with my broom and I threw it away... yuck.

Day Five: Today was awsome! I got this thing called the HEV and got to go in this sweet room where I handled foul smelling radioactive feces.

Day Six: I fell asleep on the job, I went for my lunch-break but everyone ate the rasberry danishs!

Stay Tuned!

 

[15357]

New Mexico, a state in imperialist America, not Mexico.

Interesting. And errr, Interesting.

 

[MarcoPollo]

I hope this one dosn't get flamed...

Day One: I just got a job at a secret organization called Black Mesa soundsdumb, I have to move to Mexico.

Day Two: Well it was a o.k. day some one peed a little low so I had to mop it up.

Day Three: Today wasn't to good, I bumped into a man with this cool uniform and he said, "I lowering your wages." I was mad.

Day Four: Somthing freaky happned today I was walking into a stall and I saw a crab like thing in the water, little time to react I flushed it. Unfortanatly it didn't go down instead it made a screeching sound and lurched at me. I hit it with my broom and I threw it away... yuck.

Day Five: Today was awsome! I got this thing called the HEV and got to go in this sweet room where I handled foul smelling radioactive feces.

Day Six: I fell asleep on the job, I went for my lunch-break but everyone ate the rasberry danishs!

Stay Tuned!

Problems with this thread
1. You ask specificaly NOT to get flammed...which is a cry to flammers.
2. What kind of janitor is he? He is doing almost every single duty..
3. "I lowering your wages."
4. Head Crabs don't even look like crabs, they look like some wierd kind of dog spider, you would only think they were a crab if you knew its name. 5. This must take place before the black mesa incident because It got blown up. Yet there is a headcrab...
5.Also, you can't "flush" a Head humper, unless they have some XXXXL size toilets there.
6. It's not called "The HEV" its an HEV suit and they wouldn't use it to discard "radioactive feces".
7. Even if somehow they gave him an HEV suit, why would cleaning up somebodies bodily waste in a carcinogenic enviroment be "fun"
8. Where would you fall asleep on the job as a janitor, in your mop water?
9. What kind of sick hearted bastard wold eat all of the rasberry danishes?

bah, IMO

 

[BetaMaster]

I agree, bah. I have the same problems that you have, MarcoPollo.

 

[MarcoPollo]

I agree, bah. I have the same problems that you have, MarcoPollo.

You were raped as a small child and now you take out your supressed anger on your mother by beating her and you feel like crap so you take heroin?

I thought I was the only one.

 

[sinkoman]

You were raped as a small child and now you take out your supressed anger on your mother by beating her and you feel like crap so you take heroin?

I thought I was the only one.

You could've left out the raped part and saved my soul.

 

[Agent G-Man]

Are you all not liking this Janitor story?

 

[15357]

You were raped as a small child and now you take out your supressed anger on your mother by beating her and you feel like crap so you take heroin?

I thought I was the only one.

I'm sure theres a place for "Socialized People" like you in China or the DPRK.

 

[BetaMaster]

You were raped as a small child and now you take out your supressed anger on your mother by beating her and you feel like crap so you take heroin?

I thought I was the only one.

:O You were too? We have more in common then I thought!

 

[15357]

:O You were too? We have more in common then I thought!

You just destroyed part of my soul.

 

[BetaMaster]

Let me know if I can assist to make you more :bonce:

 

[MarcoPollo]

I'm sure theres a place for "Socialized People" like you in China or the DPRK.

Stop saying DPRK, It's not a cool abreviation like WTF or RIFK or lmaonaise....Just say AZN-vill and we will know what you mean. BTW I still dont know what evil link you think I posted.

 

[15357]

Someone: Lets post our oragami!
Someone else: *posts*
Marcopollo: *posts some gay sick flash animation destroying our souls*
People * 5: *discusses gay flash and calls marcopollo satan*
Mod: *deletes above posts*

and, DPRK is like USA or ROK.....

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

More!!

 

[BeaverMon]

Someone: Lets post our oragami!
Someone else: *posts*
Marcopollo: *posts some gay sick flash animation destroying our souls*
People * 5: *discusses gay flash and calls marcopollo satan*
Mod: *deletes above posts*

LOL, dude. Just, LOL!

 

[crackhead]

i just cant belive someone ate all the rasberry danish's.