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Dinner, where is thy sting?

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LONDON (Reuters) - A handful of hardy souls will descend on a quiet English village this weekend to stuff their mouths full of stinging nettles in a bizarre competition which started as an argument in a pub.

Combatants will gather at The Bottle Inn in Marshwood, southwest England, Saturday night to take part in the 9th annual World Nettle Eating Championship.

It is a mouth-watering prospect.

Competitors must pluck and eat as many leaves as they can from the feathery, stinging plants in the space of one hour. Their achievement is measured in feet and inches -- the combined length of the bare stems they discard.

"You have to adopt the correct technique to stand any chance of winning," said Shane Pym, landlord of the Bottle Inn. www.thebottleinn.co.uk.

"The art is to fold the top of the leaf inwards, get it past the lips, crunch it and then get it down the neck. You can't let your mouth get dry or you will get stung."

The championship has a short but colorful history.

It started in 1986 as a heated argument in the pub between two farmers who both claimed that the nettles at the back of their silage pits were the longest.

The landlady of the Bottle Inn intervened and declared an competition to resolve the dispute. Other farmers were also invited to take part.

Three years later, local man Alex Williams threw down a gauntlet to his rivals in the shape of a nettle measuring 15 feet 6 inches. If anyone could produce a longer one, he boasted, he would eat it.

For the next eight years, Williams was forced -- almost literally -- to eat his words. Each year, someone would step forward with a longer nettle and, each year, Williams would dutifully chomp his way though it.

In 1997, the event evolved in to a straight fight to eat the most nettles, a format which has endured until now.

The rules are strict.

Competitors cannot wear gloves and must eat the leaves of ordinary "Urtica Dioica" stinging nettles supplied by the pub. Beer is allowed but mouth-numbing drugs are strictly forbidden.

Around 40 entrants are expected to take part this year and while most of them are local farmers from rural Dorset, a few are coming from Ireland and Belgium to take part.

Last year's winner ate 42 feet's worth of nettle leaves while the world record is an impressive 74 feet.

"We've never had any serious injuries but we do have ambulance men standing by, just in case," Pym said.

"It can sometimes get a little bit contentious."



Woman Dumped Into Rear of Garbage Truck

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FRAMINGHAM, Mass. - A woman searching for aluminum cans in a trash bin was dumped into the back of a garbage truck after the driver emptied the bin without realizing the woman was inside, police said.
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Wendy Cobb, 38, avoided major injury after a worker installing carpet nearby heard Cobb's screams and alerted the truck driver, who was about to press the compacting button, the MetroWest Daily News of Framingham reported.

Cobb, who said she's unemployed because of a bad back, said she doesn't collect cans unless she needs gas money. The trash bin was nearly empty so Cobb thought there was a low risk it would be emptied, she said.

Cobb was treated for an ankle injury. She also said she lost a cell phone in the fall Tuesday morning.

Framingham Police Lt. Vincent Alfano said the driver would not be cited. Dennis O'Connor, Central Massachusetts district manager for Waste Management, owner of the trash bin, said Cobb was at fault.

"(The bin) is private property. She was trespassing," O'Connor said. "It's kind of ironic, here she is digging for cans in a Dumpster, but yet she has a cell phone."

Cobb said she's angry with Waste Management and plans to talk to an attorney.

"(Waste Management) tried to get me to sign a waiver to say it was not their fault," Cobb said. "I said, 'No way.'"

Workers keep right to flirt

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FRANKFURT (Reuters) - A German court has upheld the right of Wal-Mart staff in Germany to flirt at work, a spokesman said Thursday, showing that Germany's restrictive labor laws also have their permissive aspects.
The court rejected parts of Wal-Mart's code of conduct relating to employees' love lives, alcohol and drug use and a requirement for staff to report code violations via a so-called ethics hotline, the spokesman said.

He could not immediately confirm the grounds on which the Wuppertal employment court had ordered the clauses to be removed for German staff, saying the judge's opinion was still in the process of being written.

The Financial Times Deutschland said the court had found the clauses, including one banning "any kind of communication that could be interpreted as sexual," contradicted German labor law, in its ruling on the case brought by Wal-Mart's works council.

Wal-Mart Germany, which is based in Wuppertal and can appeal against the decision, had no immediate comment.

The ruling could have far-reaching effects for U.S. companies with staff in Germany. Such restrictions are increasingly common in U.S. corporate culture as firms seek to prevent scandals that could damage their reputation.

An affair with a female executive led to the downfall of Boeing's chief executive in March. The company fired Harry Stonecipher when the affair came to light, saying his conduct broke company rules and damaged his ability to lead.

'Butchered' waitress turns up alive?

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BEIJING (Reuters) - The children of a Chinese butcher executed for murdering a waitress have appealed against his conviction after the "victim" turned up alive, the second such judicial blunder to be made public in recent weeks.

Shi Xiaorong was 18 when she disappeared in 1987 at the same time as six pieces of a woman's body, sliced off "in a professional manner," were found in a river in southern Hunan province, a newspaper said Thursday.

Police arrested Teng Xingshan because he was a butcher by trade and because of rumors he used to go to the hotel where Shi worked to find prostitutes, the Beijing News said.

Hunan Provincial Court sentenced Teng to death for murder despite an appeal and a signature campaign by hundreds of local villagers and officials. He was executed by gunshot in 1989.

"He cried out he was innocent until he was at the execution ground," the newspaper quoted one of Teng's lawyers as saying.

Waitress Shi was later found to be serving a prison sentence with her husband for selling drugs, the newspaper said.

Wrongful convictions are not uncommon in China where a campaign has been launched to clean up the interrogation and trial process.

In April, She Xianglin was freed after serving 11 years of a 15-year jail sentence in central Hubei province for murdering his wife when she turned up not only alive but with another man.
 
I'm off on vacation for 3-5 years...

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COLOMBO (Reuters) - Want a tourism experience with a difference? Sri Lanka is converting a historic prison into a hotel so that visitors can enjoy the holiday of their lives -- presumably with time off for good behavior.

The Daily News reported Thursday that Galle prison -- built in a centuries-old fort that is now a United Nations world heritage site -- would be developed into a tourist site.

Quoting Southern Province governor Kingsley T. Wickremaratne, the state-owned paper said guests would have to abandon their holiday finery on check-in and would be issued with prison uniforms for the duration of their stay.

"Unlike the star class hotels, there won't be luxury rooms fitted with hot water taps ... the rooms are none other than the prison cells fitted with iron bars," the governor said.

But the news said a "jailor" would allow guests to keep the keys to their cells and they could move about at will.

Galle Fort dates back to 1663 during the Dutch settler era and contains some of the finest examples of colonial architecture in the region.

Property in Galle fort is among the most expensive in Sri Lanka, and a number of grand old buildings -- which used to house the colonial Dutch and later British administrations, have already been converted into luxury hotels or museums.

A Sri Lankan company converted an old tea factory in the hill district of Nuwara Eliya into a hotel some years ago in its bid to offer tourism with a difference.
 
Three drunkards smash 20 cars for not being allowed to work

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hree Muscovites smashed 20 brand new cars in one of Moscow's car saloons. The battle took place on the car park area near a former pump factory. The three young men worked for an advertising firm, which rented an office at the factory. The men tried to make their way to the office at 5 a.m. after a boozing party. The security guard did not let the men in; he simply told the drunkards that he would open the doors at eight o'clock, as usual. The young men walked around the central entrance to the building and climbed over the fence of the factory.

The "workaholics" did not go to their office, where they worked on posters, banners and billboards. They dropped by their neighbors', a car-selling company. It turned out that the doors of the cars in the show hall were unlocked. Moreover, the "invaders" found keys in ignition locks. The company owners were keeping their cars so to be able to evacuate the vehicles quickly in case of a fire.

Needless to say that the burglars were overwhelmed with such luck: they started driving the cars in the hall chaotically, running into walls and one another. It took them one hour to smash 20 cars (the company was selling only Russian-made cars). The car saloon is situated rather far from the principal building of the pump factory - the security guard did not hear anything. He found the crashed cars after 6 a.m., when he was patrolling the territory, and called the police immediately.
 
wow. that sounds like a fun holiday. pay to be in jail! all the amenities of a federal penitentiary but without Bubba that 278 pound cellmate.
 
Police officer fines driver for his resemblance to a big imbecile monkey

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A Romanian police officer was reduced in his rank after he stopped one of the cars and fined the driver $42. The officer fined the driver because the latter looked like a big imbecile monkey. The officer explained his decision with a wish to make a joke.

The driver apparently had a different sense of humor. He filed a complained against the police officer, Za Rulyom magazine wrote. As a result, the officer was reduced in his rank for the behavior, which did not correspond to the status of a policeman and defamed law-enforcement authorities. The officer currently works with papers in a remote Romanian village.
 
Shepherd stolen instead of sheep

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A curious theft of an animal happened in Krasnodar region, in the south of Russia: tourists stole a Caucasian Sheepdog, mistaken for a ram. Two families were returning home from a picnic in the mountains, when they were caught by the pouring rain…

Further driving became almost impossible. The men decided to seat their wives and children into one car and used the other car to go a little ahead to find out the road. Suddenly they found themselves in the thick of a huge flock of sheep.

Seeing that the flock's owner had gone far away, the tourists made up their minds to steal a sheep. They opened a door, chose, practically gropingly due to a thick shroud of rain, the largest sheep and dragged him inside. After a brief fight in the car, the men jumped out like a shot from a gun.

As it proved, the tourists mistakenly dragged in a Caucasian sheepdog (on the photo) instead of a fat sheep. Obeying to the protector's instinct, the dog didn't allow the unlucky hunters into the car. The shepherd took pity on the scared and wet to the skin tourists and even didn't report an attempt at theft to the police.
 
120-kilo woman defends her home from burglars mightily

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Three armed masked men rushed into the flat of a 41-year-old woman in the city of Ulyanovsk and asked the woman for money. The fear of the attack paralyzed the woman.

The woman was standing flabbergasted, not being able to say a word. The thieves were meanwhile rummaging around the apartment, looking for something valuable. When the lady came to her senses, she attacked one of the robbers, having thrown herself on one of the men - he was standing near her at that moment. It is worth mentioning that the woman was rather heavy - she weighed 120 kilos. The thief could not resist the heaviness and fell down on the floor. The unlucky man was not able to move because of the massive lady's weight. The burglar tried to resist, of course, but the courageous housewife was mightily defending her home. The man's accomplices were shocked with what they saw. They dropped what they had been able to steal so far and escaped from the crime scene.

The woman was lying on the thief for at least an hour, when the lady's daughter returned home. Needless to say that the girl was astonished to see her mother lying on a moaning young man.

The brave woman agreed to release the poor thief only when the police arrived. Police officers said that the man had suffered a lot from the weight of a big woman: his arms and legs were all swollen. The young man was only 20 years old. To crown it all, his "weapon" was just a toy gun.
 
Russian movie theater plays Titanic for 8 years running over greediness

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Movie theater Salute in the Russian city of Ekaterinburg has recently appeared in the Guinness Book of Records. The theater has been playing one and the same movie for eight years running. James Cameron's Titanic became the lucky motion picture, which enjoyed the public viewing in the Russian theater for such a long period of time.

The administration of the Salute movie theater had to pay a certain fee to the authors of the film's soundtrack for organizing of its public listening. According to the law of copyright, a movie theater is supposed to transfer a certain interest from its box office to the authors of a film's soundtrack. The amount is usually calculated on the base of the sum that a film grosses after its distribution ends. Keeping Titanic "on rotation" for years, the administration of the movie theater avoided making necessary payments, Interfax reports.
 
Well thats enough for now.
Im taking Amy out for some supper and swing dancing. (We will miss dancing soon)
 
Wow, Congratulations TNG!

/me pats on the back and whistles long and low

Be sure to drop us a line every now and again eh mate? good luck to you in life!
 
talk about spam ...if you want us to read it post the main page and mention particular one u found interesting dont copy and paste the entire site .
 
Foxtrot said:
WTF is a nettle and why are they 5 feet?
Remember that salad fingers episode? Where he has the nettles and he rubs them on his nipples making them all inflamed and then some white liquid comes out..

That's how I learned what nettles are.
 
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