There are KLINGONS in the white house!

ROFL, i love that part in the end where Bush says:"if this were a dictatorship it would be a hell of a lot easier,... just as long as i'm the dictator" :O
 
*writes down David Wu in hit list*

*hides hit list*


*looks up nonchalantely*

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Anyway, lol. :LOL:
 
They're faux Klingons, don't forget. If they were real Klingons this war would've been over already.

Man, first Santorum is talking about the eye of Sauron on Iraq, now David Wu is talking about Klingons in the White House. What the hell is going on when our representatives are quoting science fiction and fantasy? Who's going to be the first to say, "The Iranians are like the Covenant--they are religious extremists who view us as an unworthy group of people who need to be wiped off the map. And they'll risk using a deadly weapon, nukes--much like the Halo ring--to achieve that end."

...Oh God now that I've said it I can hear it.
 
Oh, you have to be shitting me.

Also: what is 'idd-eology?'
 
"we should take out bush before he builds a giant black tower and send gas maked ops to opress us"

btw what are klingons?
 
Darkside55 said:
They're faux Klingons, don't forget. If they were real Klingons this war would've been over already.

Man, first Santorum is talking about the eye of Sauron on Iraq, now David Wu is talking about Klingons in the White House. What the hell is going on when our representatives are quoting science fiction and fantasy? Who's going to be the first to say, "The Iranians are like the Covenant--they are religious extremists who view us as an unworthy group of people who need to be wiped off the map. And they'll risk using a deadly weapon, nukes--much like the Halo ring--to achieve that end."

...Oh God now that I've said it I can hear it.
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What have you done?
 
Let's get one thing straight: Star Trek is COOL. Ok? All the chicks dig the Trekkies.

P.S: Mr. Wu's analogy was actually incorrect. Klingons actually abide to a strict code of honor, though you get rogues like the Duras Sisters every now and then (see Star Trek: Generations). Also, Vulcans can be quite pissy sometimes; their detachment from emotion actually leads to them being arrogant pricks. For that, just watch any episode of Enterprise featuring vulcans.
 
Idd-eology is crazy. There is only one 'd' in the word!

Now, if 'progress' means going forward, is 'congress' going backward?
 
The oddness of pronouncing ideology as such (ie. in a "crazy" way) and my lame attempt at a joke are two entirely seperate matters.
 
Jerry_111 said:
P.S: Mr. Wu's analogy was actually incorrect. Klingons actually abide to a strict code of honor, though you get rogues like the Duras Sisters every now and then (see Star Trek: Generations). Also, Vulcans can be quite pissy sometimes; their detachment from emotion actually leads to them being arrogant pricks. For that, just watch any episode of Enterprise featuring vulcans.
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Of course everybody knows that
 
i'm sure half the congress was rolling their eyes, and the other half had no idea what he was talking about.

Now we have to figure out if he's a geek or a nerd. Geek=bad nerd=good.

Remus said:
Progress = Forward

Regress= Backward

Congress= Stationary:|
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I believe the quote is "If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?"
 
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