There is a fungus among us

[VirusType2]

Plant-life begins stage one of its plan to reclaim more territory, territory lost due to human civilization.

Video: http://news.yahoo.com/video/local-15749667/19284021

 

[Sheepo]

A fungus isn't a plant.

 

[VirusType2]

Well, this all you need to know:

Fungi cannot make their own food. They have to consume other living or once living organisms.

 

[ríomhaire]

So just like us then?

 

[flamingdts]

Lions eat dead organisms or dying organisms.

Parasites feed off the host whiles they are still alive

Decomposers break down dead plants and animals, and most Fungi are decomposers.

A few more deaths in our population WILL help our future.

 

[15357]

A few more deaths in our population WILL help our future.

And you guys tell me I'm the insane, cold-hearted bastard here.

 

[MJ12]

Huh, sounds like pretty soon there will be no shroom for us to live on this planet.

 

[VirusType2]

Heh, ZT, you're a pretty funguy to have around.

 

[Warped]

I was reading this on the livescience.com webpage. i bet its the Russians trying to kill us off

 

[Stigmata]

Heh, ZT, you're a pretty funguy to have around.

I never knew you liked him that mush.

 

[VirusType2]

They broke the mold when they made him.

 

[PJ]

Rot the **** is up with this thread?

 

[sinkoman]

Jesus christ, is this really what HL2.net has degenerated to? A news ticker filled with lame puns and sordid Canadian ****s?

This shit turns my brain to mush and makes me want to leave the room.

 

[VirusType2]

You gonna eat that?

Nom nom nom

 

[Warped]

2012: (The Sequel) The Fungus Among Us

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Oregon Death Fungus
Lead Singer: Adrik
Lead Guitar: (empty)
6 String Bass: (empty)
Rhythm Guitar: (empty)
Drummer: Stigmata

 

[Dog--]

So just like us then?

I consider humanity more of a virus then a fungus.

 

[Stigmata]

Oregon Death Fungus
Lead Singer: Adrik
Lead Guitar: (empty)
6 String Bass: (empty)
Rhythm Guitar: (empty)
Drummer: (empty)

I call drums.

 

[flamingdts]

I consider humanity more of a virus then a fungus.

Viruses aren't alive.

So if anything, humanity is a parasite. We're leeching off earth and slowly killing it.................

 

[MJ12]

This thread reminds me, I've been getting hives on my forearms and I find it very hard to breath. I cannot take in a deep breath, very frustrating.

I noticed it's mostly only when I am in my room, so I cleaned the shit out of my room, but it still persists. Going to clean my lizards tank tomorrow, it's humid, maybe that's the cause. However, I am most worried that there is some sort of mold or mildew from a leak in the roof or something.

 

[Tyguy]

This thread reminds me, I've been getting hives on my forearms and I find it very hard to breath. I cannot take in a deep breath, very frustrating.

I noticed it's mostly only when I am in my room, so I cleaned the shit out of my room, but it still persists. Going to clean my lizards tank tomorrow, it's humid, maybe that's the cause. However, I am most worried that there is some sort of mold or mildew from a leak in the roof or something.

That's mildly serious, you might consider making an appointment with an ENT.

Also, i demand pictures of said lizard tank.

 

[Warped]

This thread reminds me, I've been getting hives on my forearms and I find it very hard to breath. I cannot take in a deep breath, very frustrating.

I noticed it's mostly only when I am in my room, so I cleaned the shit out of my room, but it still persists. Going to clean my lizards tank tomorrow, it's humid, maybe that's the cause. However, I am most worried that there is some sort of mold or mildew from a leak in the roof or something.

Allergies are out early this year they said but i blame it on the lack of oxygen on this world and pollution. everything could be dying too and it could be all natural. like a way for the earth to restore itself

edit: today at work some guy started to have a nosebleed randomly. I blame it on him partying too hard but i think he's going to burn out real quick. on a side note, if some crazy fungus really is a culprit, i imagine lots of people will die simply from lifestyle choices

 

[the cow says moo]

This almost reminds me of the Happening.

 

[Solaris]

I consider humanity more of a virus then a fungus.

Speak for yourself.

I don't see how you can call humanity a virus but not chimps, or plants. Evidently we are neither of those things, we have evolved from them, to some extent.