THERE IS A GOD!!! Ann Coulter breaks jaw, will be wired shut

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there is a god and his name is Captain Irony

Ann Coulter's jaw broken and will be wired shut

I do have to admit to some schadenfreude upon hearing that the woman who just can't keep her mouth shut will have to quite literally do so for several weeks, as her jaw is to be wired shut.

Reports have been sketchy as to the reason behind the broken jaw. I'm sure there have been visions of a fist fight with Rosie O'Donnell or just any liberal pundit taking a crack shot at that long face but it seems that it was only a nasty fall that Coulter took about a month back.
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http://www.oregonlive.com/idahosportugal/index.ssf/2008/11/ann_coulters_jaw_broken_and_wi.html
 
Someone needs to take a baseball bat to it and finish the job. It must be knocked completely off, and must be done quickly before it mends.
 
*Twiddles thumbs waiting for Ridge to fall through the door crying "Oh God, did you guys hear the terrible news?!!?!"*
 
it was my cock

I humped too strong and the rest is history

yes thats my secret hl2.net, though I dont share her poltical views but I do give her a lot of my sugar
 
For a second I thought it said "Ann Coulter breaks law" and she'd be going to jail.

This is okay too I guess.
 
Buhahahahhahahahah

*Edit*

I was rolling from RJMC, not Vegeta....
 
I was his understudy during the creation phase.


....yes I'm that old

little known fact: it was I who populated earth not adam. adam had a problem with pre-mature ejaculation and since the turkey baster hadnt been invented yet I volunteered to take his place ...it wasnt all shits and giggles, do you have any idea what giving birth to an entire species does to the vaginal walls of a woman? like tent flaps in a hurricane
 
CptStern said:
I was his understudy during the creation phase.


....yes I'm that old

little known fact: it was I who populated earth not adam. adam had a problem with pre-mature ejaculation and since the turkey baster hadnt been invented yet I volunteered to take his place ...it wasnt all shits and giggles, do you have any idea what giving birth to an entire species does to the vaginal walls of a woman? like tent flaps in a hurricane
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Surely that would just speed it up a bit?
 
marksiwel said:
Wouldnt it be Ironic if she to a vow of silence? Her getting her job broken doesnt seem ironic.
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you fail at reading thread titles:

CptStern said:
THERE IS A GOD!!! Ann Coulter breaks jaw, will be wired shut
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cant speak when your mouth is wired shut ..which is just as effective as a vow of silence but much much more comical
 
CptStern said:
you fail at reading thread titles:
cant speak when your mouth is wired shut ..which is just as effective as a vow of silence but much much more comical
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I guess I dont see why you laugh at women breaking their jaws.
And god is not Ironic, he's vengeful :O
 
It's not 'women breaking their jaws' it's 'Ann Coulter breaking her jaw'.
 
all human females are overly made up trollop-y kunts?




cant watch video, at work
 
Funnier than that. It's The Onion.
I guess you have a treat in store for when you get home :)
 
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