They see me buildin'

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Not sure if this is old, but i came accross an anon thread that had me laughing out loud:

They see me buildin'
They hatin
All cloakin' and the spy be sappin' mah sentry.

They see me sappin'
They hatin'
Backstabbin', and the pyro's try'na burn me.

They tryin' to burn me while sappin' sentry's

They see me snipin'
They hatin'
All day campin' & headshotin'...

They see me defendin'
They hatin'
Drinkin' and hidin' in the spawn

Mmf Muff Mu Muufffum
Mmf Muffmf
Muf Muhmfmf Muf Mf Muf Mf Muffmf Mf mff

they see me healin'
they hatin'
shootin needles and uberchargin'

They see me rushin'
They hatin'
Double jumpin' and stealing intel

They see me attackin'
They hatin'
Rocket jumpin' and killin' all the snipers


Maybe it loses some of its charm without the pictures, but i thought it was damn hilarious!
 
It would be infinitely better if a legit rapper rhymed it over the Ridin' Dirty beat and then set it to some TF2 gameplay footage.

The pyro part made me chuckle though.
 
Hmmm.

It's a good idea... if I could find an off-vocals for Riding Dirty, I might be able to do something with it.
 
Jintor said:
if I could find an off-vocals for Riding Dirty...
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You know it's out there somewhere. The entire rap genre sustains itself with artists using everyone else's music. I'm pretty sure there hasn't been an original beat laid down since '93.

While you're looking, try to find me a duet version with Akon as well.
 
Thats just...


Not funny...
 
wow lol thats the worst rhyme ive seen to that song. at least its going somewhere.
 
Epic rap version incoming. ETA: Half an hour or so.
 
I probably could have done better but I'm tired and I need to go to bed.

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They see me buildin'
A sentry
'Cause those guys are tryin' to steal our goddamn intel
Tryin' to steal our goddamn intel
Tryin' to steal our goddamn intel
Tryin' to steal our goddamn intel
Tryin' to steal our goddamn intel

My teleporter
Is nearby
If spies sap my sentry I can come and save it
I can come and try to save it
I can come and try to save it
I can come and try to save it
I can come and try to save it

Make a building dispensing green
Gives me some metal for my machines
It always shows the total on my screen
If I ever run out then I get mean
Run back to the resupply
A scout runs past and I say "Bye"
When my sentry catches sight he'll die
Bullets gonna toss him into the sky

Now it's time to go and erect it
A teleporter entrance where you'd expect it
Right by the spawn so it's fairly protected
If enemies infiltrate and try to wreck it
But my sentry's still at level one
Resupply again, then I'm on the run
Down to the intel room for some fun
Sitting by the sentry 'till the upgrade's done

I hear on the chat, there's an incoming raid
Demomen and Medics think they got it made
Stickybombs and bonesaws sharp as blades
But when Blu gives you lemons you make lemonade
Now that my sentry's at the second level
I think it can hold out on its own
Gonna draw my shotgun and make it known
That these interlopers are about to get owned

I sprint up and around the spiral stairs
All the way to the top, but no one's there
But I can hear the shots ringing through the air
And Heavies shouting taunts, sounding like they're bears
Then a flash of insight; "take the teleporter!"
Near the spawn I jump on the glowing border
I get transported via an atomic sorter
Our knight in shining armor is a metal hoarder

My buildings are damaged but we're pushing back
Whack 'em with a wrench while we're on the attack
Blu team retreats once we rock their faces
But soon they'll reinforce and put us in our places
Right before they come for a final assault
I see my dispenser's running dry
And my sentry's level gotta climb high
Wanna see my metal counter reach the sky

Then I hear the damage klaxon rise
And see my dispenser's been neutralized
You know an Engineer can tell no lies
When a Spy saps his stuff, he cries
You'd think I'm a Scout from how fast I run by
It's a real long shot but I gotta try
To knock the sapper off before my turret dies
Club the Spy with my wrench between his eyes

Then the announcer says Blu's intel was taken
The bottom of the screen reads "First to One"
I hope to God they make it out and run
Before my building's gone and our team is done
Blu tries to make a final assault
Don't know if my team can make ends meet
The stickybombs are right beside my feet
In just a few seconds our defense will be beat

But coming up from behind the Blu brigade
A Red Medic and Heavy, I'm no longer afraid
The good Doctor dispenses some Uber first-aid
The Heavy cuts Blu to ribbons, and a hero is made
And just as the crit hits are tearing right through them
A Scout rushes past at a breakneck run
He's carrying the intel and I know we've won
Blu feels defeat, and we are number one

They see me buildin'
My sentry
They know in their hearts that they can never beat me
They know they can never beat me
They know they can never beat me
They know they can never beat me
They know they can never beat me

My teammates
Are cheering
And Blu knows that we will never be defeated
We will never be defeated
We will never be defeated
We will never be defeated
We will never be defeated
 
Excellent.

Love the last part with the Uber first-aid :D
 
Epic.

We need that damn off-vocals!

EPIC HL2 IDOL COMPETITION!
 
Glad you guys like it, I spent almost an hour and a half working on it :D
 
Now sing the damn song! It'd be so much better than in my head.
 
Hahaha. I ****ing love it. That was perfect Dave.

We should hold tryouts in the HL2.net chat to see who sings it the best, then have them recorded, and we post it on the intarwebz.
 
Shamrock said:
Hahaha. I ****ing love it. That was perfect Dave.

We should hold tryouts in the HL2.net chat to see who sings it the best, then have them recorded, and we post it on the intarwebz.
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We can have Veggy animate something to it. Or just get someone in Garry's Mod to make something to it.
 
Stig.

You talked shit about Blu, but I can't hate. You get my respeck.

Someone needs to rap it and upload it on Wegame.
 
It's hard. I can't hold the tune for long.
 
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