Things to do after you die

[Que-Ever]

If I die before my friend, I'm going to get cremated so he can smoke me. He says he wants me to be famous, though.

How are you gonna spend your afterlife? Or how is your body going to be disposed of?

 

[brink's]

Well, i plan on not existing.

 

[Skaadi]

Purgatory :hmph:

 

[evil^milk]

be and play in a band in front of a good audience.

 

[Shippi]

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[Krynn72]

I plan on not giving a damn since im dead.

 

[Darkwolf]

Call for a medic!

 

[bliink]

They'd have to burn me. That would be the only way to stop me from coming back.

 

[Asus]

I'd prefer to be buried. Although If I'm dead than I'm not that body anymore (whatever you believe happens afterward) so it wouldn't matter too much. I'm going to dance in the afterlife, either in heaven or on burning coals below...

 

[X-FacToR]

Im gunna lay there without a single worry

 

[Dan]

I'm pretty sure the universe disappears when I die

 

[Raziaar]

I'll be sure to come back in haunt form and kill the rest of you.

 

[blck_prod]

I'm pretty sure the universe disappears when I die

LOL

I plan to be reborn

 

[Terminator]

Personally i don't give a damn what happens as i'll be dead but i'd prob want my nervous system to be destroyed so some scientist dosn't turn me into robocop or something, unlikely but possible.
Being chucked in a smoulting pit would be good.

edit: Actually, maybe not. My parents and brother are jewellers, and they've just been asked to put the ashes of this woman's dead brother into a locket. She handed them an envelople - a normal envelope - with BILLY written on. Billy. It was gritty. Hello, Billy! Apparently, we are to 'just throw away' any ashes we have left over.. yeah I think i'll keep my remains large enough NOT to be handled haha

you could do something better than put your ashes in a locket, have the carbon from your ashes converted into the allotrope diamond, i think some guy had that done actually.

 

[blck_prod]

... you could do something better than put your ashes in a locket, have the carbon from your ashes converted into the allotrope diamond, i think some guy had that done actually.

Is this the link???
http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGProcess2006.aspx

 

[Jintor]

Zombie.

 

[Ravioli]

the ultimate death is by itentionaly (sp?) jumping from an airplane without a parachute! Thats what im going to do when i have decided its time to die. Just imagine, the freedom of just falling down through the atmosphere and thinking about life and then SPLAT its over, darkness forever and ever....peace.

 

[bigburpco]

Think about your family, man! How will they get your body? You inconsiderate man.

 

[Murray]

Jackass stunts

 

[Lucid]

I'll die by drinking an entire can of radioactive substances.

And come back as a super zombie.

 

[Jintor]

Dude, just use necromacny. So much faster.

 

[The Brick]

Go to King Kai's place over snake way and receive SPECIAL TRAINING. Then they wish me back with the dragonballs and I'd kick Short Recoil's ass.

 

[CptStern]

Things to do after you die

lie very very still for the rest of eternity?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Yeah...the options after death aren't exactly plentiful.

 

[Reginald]

Sell my body to a brothel.

 

[pomegranate]

Just imagine, the freedom of just falling down through the atmosphere and thinking about life

What if, while you're falling, you remember that you left the oven on at home? Ruh-roh!

 

[ailevation]

I want to be phoenix downed after I die.


Speaking of which... why wasn't aeris just phoenix downed?

 

[VictimOfScience]

Speaking of which... why wasn't aeris just phoenix downed?

Where's the epic gaming moment in that???

 

[Jintor]

Because you never die in battle, you just faint. ^ ^ So Phoneix Downs are like smelling salts.

 

[ríomhaire]

Brain - Computer
I will live on teh internets bitches.

 

[AKIRA]

Go to King Kai's place over snake way and receive SPECIAL TRAINING. Then they wish me back with the dragonballs and I'd kick Short Recoil's ass.

Hehe was just thinking about king kai when reading this title :cheers:

 

[Ennui]

If I die before my friend, I'm going to get cremated so he can smoke me.

:O

 

[Bob_Marley]

Brain onto computer chip (so I can pilot viechles of destruction after the death of my physical body! And fight evil cabals in the pacific, as it snows)

Body stuffed and put in the sitting room. Prefurubly sat on the settee.

 

[CyberPitz]

Get my body stuffed in a funny position, then have little kids draw on me as a science experiment....

On second thought, jetison me into space plz.

 

[JNightshade]

Have my body stuffed with animatronics, and spend the next ten years breakdancing in the graveyard.

 

[63]

Have my right leg hollowed out and stuffed with my left leg.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Oh man, there are like so many things.

-Eight foot granite gravestone in the shape of a dinosaur.
-Body donated to hot necrophiliac ladies.
-Supermaximum Lenin-style preservation, in a glass case.
-Motion-sensors trigger inspirational quotes and/or dinosaur noises.
-Sitcom-style Video Will giving 100 dollars to random strangers who agree to stay in a spooky castle for just one night.
And more!

 

[AKIRA]

after i die i want them to drop me into a 8 yr olds backyard while he';s having his birthday party from a plane high in the air

 

[Dog--]

I'd want my body to be thrown off of the Eiffel Tower, just to see if a dead body lands on it's feet...

Wait...

 

[CyberPitz]

I'd want my body to be thrown off of the Eiffel Tower, just to see if a dead body lands on it's feet...

Wait...

Of course it does.

Put butter on the back of a cat and watch it float in mid air when you throw it!