This can't be true

[BF2slut]

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

 

[Hazar]

lol

that is all

 

[Alexferris]

Talk about a stimulating experience.

Cough.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

"the cop who got hit by a flying penis"
I'm sure that will be an interesting story for him to tell his grandchildren one day.

 

[CyberPitz]

"Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!....It's a..*smack* pee pee."

 

[Uriel]

Assualt with a deadly weapon?

 

[ailevation]

He'll only get a misdemeanor for that. Only a small crime.

 

[OvA]

I just want to know why this thread doesn't have six pages of replies yet

 

[Ikerous]

I just want to know why this thread doesn't have six pages of replies yet

Perhaps as a group we've matured beyond simple penis humor.
What comes after penis jokes? Black ppl jokes? Sweeeet

 

[Cormeh]

That would be the last thing I would throw at anyone, ever. :|

 

[Hazar]

Perhaps as a group we've matured beyond simple penis humor.
What comes after penis jokes? Black ppl jokes? Sweeeet

make a circumcision thread and see what happens lol

 

[Evo]

........



[Mr.T Voice] I Pity the FOOL![/Mr.T Voice]

 

[OvA]

Perhaps as a group we've matured beyond simple penis humor.
What comes after penis jokes? Black ppl jokes? Sweeeet

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=102902

Ehem

 

[Sulkdodds]

Freud approves.

 

[kirovman]

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

*kirovman looks at own severed penis

Ah, well that's good news.

 

[xombine]

He'll only get a misdemeanor for that. Only a small crime.

zzzziiiiiinnnnngggggggg!

 

[short recoil]

If i threw my penis at someone, they would die.

 

[Alexferris]

If i threw my penis at someone, they would die.

of laughter

 

[OvA]

If i threw my penis at someone, they would die.

Soon the armies of the world will begin replacing conventional weapons with replicas of short recoil's penis.

 

[Kamikazie]

of laughter

SC will kill you now, but that was still funny

 

[Alexferris]

Soon the armies of the world will begin replacing conventional weapons with replicas of short recoil's penis.

We already have penis-shaped nukes.

 

[Dalamari]

Wow, that is the most manly thing ever

Any man that will cut his junk off is a REAL MAN! well, minus one organ

 

[Beerdude26]

I'd railgun their ass
/me puts metal coil in penis and ejaculates
3 million joules baby :O

 

[Qonfused]

of laughter

Win.

Tbh, that's retarded. THIS'LL KEEP 'EM AWAY! PENIS, GO!

 

[Vegeta897]

Well one tends to throw whatever they have at hand when they are threatened, whether it be a rock, bottle, or penis.

 

[Raziaar]

Attempted rape, and sexual assault.

 

[CyberPitz]

Well one tends to throw whatever they have at hand when they are threatened, whether it be a rock, bottle, or penis.

Why the hella reyou holding your junk while the police are all around you?

New fetish anybody?

 

[Black Mesa corp]

It would be incapable to throw my penis at someone because it would take six years to cut it off in the first place! ...

 

[Raziaar]

Faced with charges of public masturbation, and indecent exposure?

No worry!

Grab the nearest cutting utensil and detach yourself from the evidence! Now you can breathe easy!

 

[Que-Ever]

This thread makes me LoL. That is all.

 

[OvA]

Why the hella reyou holding your junk while the police are all around you?

New fetish anybody?

He had already cut it off and was carrying it around along with some knives.

 

[evil^milk]

um... uh.... *hyperventilates*

a'skldjfa;

 

[JNightshade]

What can I say? In the end, he tried to get ahead, but he just got shafted.

 

[Sulkdodds]

He got dismembered. Heh.

 

[Laivasse]

Am I the only one who admires this guy? The only thing that trumps this is cutting off your head and throwing it at someone (your actual head).

Edit: eeeyyy I did a monster bump :cheers:

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Super Bumb! D: