This guy is freakin' Tarzan

[CptStern]

A Kenyan man bit a python which wrapped him in its coils and dragged him up a tree during a fierce three-hour struggle, police have told the BBC.

Mr Nyaumbe bit the snake on the tip of the tail during the exhausting battle in the village of Sabaki

The victim told police he managed to reach his mobile phone from his pocket to raise the alarm when the python momentarily eased its grip after hauling him up a tree on Saturday evening.

Mr Nyaumbe used his shirt to smother the snake's head and prevent it from swallowing him.

His employer arrived with police and villagers, who tied the python with a rope and pulled them both down from the tree with a thud

Peter Katam, superintendent of police in Malindi district, told the BBC News website: "Two officers on patrol were called and they found this man was struggling with a snake on a tree.

"The snake had coiled his hands and was trying to swallow him but he struggled very hard. The officers and villagers managed to rescue him and he was freed

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7999909.stm

He added: "It's very mysterious, this ability to lift the man onto the tree. I've never heard of this before."

The police officer said they took the snake to a sanctuary in Malindi town but it escaped overnight, probably from a gap under the door in the room where it was kept.

madre de dios it's LOOSE

"We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim."

"put up your hands you're under arrest ...ummm oh wait"

 

[Raziaar]

"put up your hands you're under arrest ...ummm oh wait"

lol, Silly Stern.

Anyway... wow... crazy story. Bold snake! You'd think they normally would only go after smaller prey like children. Children are more tender too. I guess a snake doesn't care though, since it swallows and digests rather than chews its prey.

 

[Mech Man]

That story is both awesome and retarded. Awetarded.

Anyway... wow... crazy story. Bold snake! You'd think they normally would only go after smaller prey like children. Children are more tender too. I guess a snake doesn't care though, since it swallows and digests rather than chews its prey.

Well if I were a snake I would be eating anything and everything that crossed my path. What's the point in being a mother f*cking snake if you won't kill lots of people/things?

 

[Raziaar]

That story is both awesome and retarded. Awetarded.



Well if I were a snake I would be eating anything and everything that crossed my path. What's the point in being a mother f*cking snake if you won't kill lots of people/things?

Self preservation, baby!

 

[Eejit]

The snake was a witch doctor.