This guy's desparate...

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So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.
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http://www.prawiczek25.pl/index_en.php

Should we help him? :p
 
If he doesn't get the hits he has to be the woman's servant for a week and do Whatever she wants him to do.
 
I suspect even if he doesn't make the 5 million she'll hop on top anyways. That'll make her appear appropriately compassionate and it'll mean she didn't just offer up her pooty on the basis of random circumstance.
 
You're not really giving us a choice about helping him. You don't explain that clicking the link is making the decision for us :p
 
Eejit said:
You're not really giving us a choice about helping him. You don't explain that clicking the link is making the decision for us :p
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Damn, someone figured it out. Oh well, I'll change it :p
 
I helped. I'd hate to be a virgin at this age.
 
Even though his friend sounds like she's probably been around town, and this is pretty desperate, I feel pretty bad for the guy with the whole marriage thing.
 
I havent got lay either so to hell whit the world

*me no clicks*
 
It counts if you click refresh again and again i sat there for 10minutes just clicking the refresh button
 
Hah, no way hes going to get 4 million in 15 days. Barely got 1 million in the first 15.



But this makes me feel sad. Not for him, but for me ;(
 
Gemma said:
It counts if you click refresh again and again i sat there for 10minutes just clicking the refresh button
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No it doesn't, he specifically states that it doesn't...
Krynn72 said:
But this makes me feel sad. Not for him, but for me ;(
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Wah, Wah, Wah, Krynn, Krynn, Krynn. Is that all you ever think about?
 
Some guy made the exact same thing a couple of years ago, anyone remember that?
 
His friend is either a whore, or is gonna do it anyways. My bet is the former.
 
He's probably just trying to make money off of that website with ads on it...
 
Krynn72 said:
Hah, no way hes going to get 4 million in 15 days. Barely got 1 million in the first 15.



But this makes me feel sad. Not for him, but for me ;(
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You clearly don't know how the Internet works.

Popular things on the Internet take time to start, but once they get going, they explode growing exponentially in popularity. I'll draw a nice little diagram, using discussion boards as a prime example.

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Of course, there is a margin of error in this, given that not every single user on this forum will go post this on another board that is unique, but there's a good chance that at least 50% of the people on here will share this with someone, who may share it with one or more people. Then there's also the chance that some users on here may post it on more than one unique discussion board.
 
I threw the poor bastard an e-mail.

I don't understand why people find it so hard to get sex. Women are out there waiting to throw their vaginas at men. In fact I opened up my e-mail to compose a letter to this guy and I've got mail in my inbox from women just trying to hit me up. It's ludicrously easy.

Dude just needs to drop his "pity me" story and go out and advertise that he's a willing dick.
 
But its a small dick, so its willingness is irrelevant.
 
Confidence. If that fails, there's always lying and turning the lights off so it doesn't matter until it's too late.
 
oddly enough if you click the advertisement on his page you can learn about this:

Earn BIG commission checks and PASSIVE INCOME!

This is an excellent product with many satisfied customers.

You get 75% commission (roughly $35 in your pocket) for each referred sale!
Extremely high conversion rates, especially on review sites and pay-per-click traffic
Ready to Use PPC ads for Adwords and other PPC program.
Free "cut and paste" key words to help you achieve higher conversions.
Brand New Product! This is a high-converting product with little competition at our price point! Get in early and make a killing!
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my god, he needs 5,000,000 viewers in 30 days! That's roughly 166,667 users a day! I bet that has nothing to do with pay per click advertisements!
 
xcellerate said:
oddly enough if you click the advertisement on his page you can learn about this:



my god, he needs 5,000,000 viewers in 30 days! That's roughly 166,667 users a day! I bet that has nothing to do with pay per click advertisements!
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Yeah, isn't this like the third time somebody has made a "if I get X amount of hits in Y amounts of days I get laid" website?

I swear to god that i've seen a couple others out there.
 
Page doesn't load, connection lost.

Darkside, didn't you state a few months ago that you were a virgin?
 
Unfocused said:
Page doesn't load, connection lost.

Darkside, didn't you state a few months ago that you were a virgin?
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I bet his hand wrote him an email asking for hot sex. : D

Anyways id just photoshop the stats and ask for sex there and then....

-dodo
 
Unfocused said:
Darkside, didn't you state a few months ago that you were a virgin?
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A few months ago, yes. I was almost this guy.

But then a rather interesting thing happened: I became a whore. A terrible, unrepentant whore, having sexual escapades solely to rack up a running count, and getting a lot of interesting stories along the way. In fact, the story of how I became a whore is an interesting one, if anyone wants to hear about it.

But you know, Unfocused, I did a search and the last time I made any mention of my virgin status was when I was 21, in this post. That was three years ago...did you file away the fact that I was a virgin for THREE YEARS?

Also look at that terrible post. "I care infinitely more about love." God, kill myself, that's disgusting. Someone that sappy doesn't deserve to live.
 
Darkside55 said:
A few months ago, yes. I was almost this guy.

But then a rather interesting thing happened: I became a whore. A terrible, unrepentant whore, having sexual escapades solely to rack up a running count, and getting a lot of interesting stories along the way. In fact, the story of how I became a whore is an interesting one, if anyone wants to hear about it.

But you know, Unfocused, I did a search and the last time I made any mention of my virgin status was when I was 21, in this post. That was three years ago...did you file away the fact that I was a virgin for THREE YEARS?

Also look at that terrible post. "I care infinitely more about love." God, kill myself, that's disgusting. Someone that sappy doesn't deserve to live.
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my name is not Unfocused and I knew you were a virgin ..and I'm pretty sure you confirmed your virginity a few months ago ..but I dont keep track of these things <scribbles in notebook>
 
For gods sake help the man get laid! It's our duty as men to help another man to place his seed inside a female body.
 
Won't connect.


But best of luck to the noob.






Getting laid isn't hard, its all in yer head.

Just be marginally arrogant, throw in a bit of cute/silly and your pulling them in
 
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