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Ok so me and a freind (im almost 6` and my freinds like 6`2) are on our way home from his sisters, we turn a corner at the top of the road and this group of 15-16 year olds just appear from the bushes.

It was night (i.e DARK) so we didnt see them at first and they startled us, next thing i know we are surrounded by about 5 of them..you wont belive this....

lead idiot "give us ya moneh"

my mate "sorry mate, got none on us, skint"

Upon hearing this they seized us and raided our pockets, i had 20p on me..so they took that and RAN away.

We are left standing like "....wtf?"

I mean seriously, mugged for 20p, in a village in the country.

I am seriously starting to loath the Uk after dark. :frown:
 
Another mugging story! I really don't wanna move to the UK now :(

It's funny, 20p *I assume thats VERY LITTLE* will get them the drugs they need.../rolleyes
 
Is it me or is everyone from HL2.net getting mugged :eek:

Anywayz, yeh, cheap bastards...wtf is the point of taking 20p. Retards.
 
cyberpitz said:
Another mugging story! I really don't wanna move to the UK now :(

It's funny, 20p *I assume thats VERY LITTLE* will get them the drugs they need.../rolleyes
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I know what you mean, as i was typing it up i assumed everyone would call it a fake :P But the Uk really is becoming a shithole.
 
Hehe, some lil shit was acting tough to some people I know the other day.


Someone I know (who is pretty tough..) just said "Come here"

"come here so I can beat you up"

"come here now"



lol, he just kept saying that till the guy was allmost in tears appologising endlessly...




Sounds harsh, but you have no idea how much of a little bastard this guy is....
 
Shits need a good ol' fassioned red ass beat down sometimes. Keeps those ****ers in line. Good thing I keep an aluminum bat in my car at all times.
 
bliink said:
generally works.
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If only all the members on hl2.net were as manly as you.

Next mugging story, i want a happy ending involving ambulances and hospitals and how you beat them all up.
 
From my experience, I'd recommend showing them who's boss.

I'm just fed up with it now that I give them twice as much hassle as they give me. If I'm driving past a load of chavs I don't let them "give it", I just tell 'em where to go.

Anyone on the street I won't let intimidate me, I just **** 'em up, after all, that's their goal, to intimidate people.

EDIT:Razor, that's it, I'm gonna have to go **** up some chavs tonight and record it all on my phone lol
 
I can't believe you let someone go into your pockets.

Should have chased those little shits down and hurt them.
 
bliink said:
generally works.
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I did a variation on this one of the times someone has attempted to mug me.

Him: Gimme your faaackin' wallet!

Me: *knee to the groin* *elbow to back of the head*

Him: Hnnnnggghhhhhh....*thud*
 
Nobody touches me in my town any more, for the last time some chave tried to mug me, their were around 8 of them, about my age, i stabbed one in the upper leg with my pocket knife. The rest ran away,I've carried a knife since i was about 13 as I got the shit beaten out of me by a group of chavs. Sure showed them. No trouble since. Its just sad that this is what its come to.. I didn't like stabbing this pathetic guy but i had no other choice.
 
Ev!lP!e said:
Nobody touches me in my town any more, for the last time some chave tried to mug me, their were around 8 of them, about my age, i stabbed one in the upper leg with my pocket knife. The rest ran away,I've carried a knife since i was about 13 as I got the shit beaten out of me by a group of chavs. Sure showed them. No trouble since. Its just sad that this is what its come to.. I didn't like stabbing this pathetic guy but i had no other choice.
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Noice!
 
DiSTuRbEd said:
Now whose the one whining about carrying guns. HA!
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If they let us carry guns, it doesn't just mean the victims carry them.....:O
 
Cormeh said:
I can't believe you let someone go into your pockets.

Should have chased those little shits down and hurt them.
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I wasnt exatly being co=aoperative in the matter, but teh numbehs were against us.

Im not about to chase a numerically supierier "force" over 20p :rolling:
 
I've never actually been mugged. There's been one or two attempts, but recently I get no trouble from the swarms of hoodrats around here. It can't be my height (6'2), as some of them are bigger than me, and I don't dress, act or speak like any of them. One time when I was on the bus, a group of chavs with knifes surrounded some little kid who must've been about 11 or 12, raided all his pockets taking his phone, discman etc. Looking at it now, someone should've done something but I didn't really want a knife in me. A few weeks later, I'm on the bus and the very same group of chavs take seats all around me, I'm carrying my mp3 player, my wallet and my phone. All I get is, (and I get this way too much) "You got a blem?" I don't even smoke god dammit!
 
JiMmEh said:
I've never actually been mugged. There's been one or two attempts, but recently I get no trouble from the swarms of hoodrats around here. It can't be my height (6'2), as some of them are bigger than me, and I don't dress, act or speak like any of them. One time when I was on the bus, a group of chavs with knifes surrounded some little kid who must've been about 11 or 12, raided all his pockets taking his phone, discman etc. Looking at it now, someone should've done something but I didn't really want a knife in me. A few weeks later, I'm on the bus and the very same group of chavs take seats all around me, I'm carrying my mp3 player, my wallet and my phone. All I get is, (and I get this way too much) "You got a blem?" I don't even smoke god dammit!
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Your lucky I guess :)



They don't bother me anymore....


Might have something to do with a friend of mine here telling everyone that I moved from nottingham because I commited some really violent crime or something and didnt want involved... :rolling: :D
 
http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/

Some pretty basic survival rules listed in there, including how to avoid getting mugged in the first place, just involving setting up some habits like checking out a "fringe-area" everytime you go into one, and not allowing yourself to be surrounded.

The last resort is getting physical.

Anyway sorry to hear that, glad you're ok and everything. I wish someone would standup and teach those yobs a lesson. Munro?
 
I love when people call the US dangerous and violent. Never once in my 29 years of living in big cities, medium sized cities and suburbs has anyone ever tried to mug me, hold me at gunpoint, knifepoint or anything else. Never threatened one time in my life. But the US is dangerous. *rollseyes*
 
smoke said:
I wasnt exatly being co=aoperative in the matter, but teh numbehs were against us.

Im not about to chase a numerically supierier "force" over 20p :rolling:
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I undestand fella. But it's really the principle of the matter. It was still theft.

I blame the parents. Only because if I had ever dreamed of doing that, my Father would have battered me. Hence I am no petty mugger. :D
 
Does anyone in the UK fancy starting a full scale riot and eradicating the chavs completely?
 
Shodan said:
Does anyone in the UK fancy starting a full scale riot and eradicating the chavs completely?
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Bring it on!



Hell, I know one or two who are pretty much doing just that the day before they leave for university. Just call it revenege really...
 
what the hell... the UK is percieved worse than it actually is.. i always walk home at night (have done all my life..well after 12 maybe) at 1-3am, and i have never got mugged.

guess i just live in a non-mugging place... :|

EDIT: WOOHOO 3000th post***** waits for prezzies *** :o
 
I'm talking, fires, fights, gun battles, over thrown governments.

Destroy england and rebuild it from the ashes of the council estates.
 
Shodan said:
I'm talking, fires, fights, gun battles, over thrown governments.

Destroy england and rebuild it from the ashes of the council estates.
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that makes wales safe then :E weyy
 
Shodan said:
Does anyone in the UK fancy starting a full scale riot and eradicating the chavs completely?
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*Wipes away tear*

That's the greatest proposal I've ever heard! :cheers:
 
KoreBolteR said:
that makes wales safe then :E weyy
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Wales is already safe, you have lleandribrefionetwothreecupofteagogogogh.

The longest village name in the world - ownage.
 
LOL, i dont know why, but from what i hear, wales has less chavs than england has..
 
Where I live, 3 days ago, a guy killed a guy for 50p.
 
KoreBolteR said:
anyone in the UK sick of chavs? move to nice mountainy wales :o
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Count me in as soon as I finish my education. I hear house prices over there are very reasonable.

As long as I can still get broadband, im happy.
 
jabberwock95 said:
Count me in as soon as I finish my education. I hear house prices over there are very reasonable.

As long as I can still get broadband, im happy.
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lol course you can.. we aint a 3rd world country dont forget.:rolleyes:
 
I'd rather move to the isle of man, they don't have laws there. :P
 
Everyone in the world could fit in the Isle of Wight, I saw it on an advert once.
 
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