This is so sad... yet funny!

[Alec_85]

OMFG! These idiots are unbelieveable :E Links are in Swedish so most of you won't understand them anyway. But my translations are legitimate.
http://www.gamereactor.se/brev/?id=10930
[Translation]
Killzone 2 & 3?
Will Killzone 2 & 3 come out?
Sent by: Mattias

Answer
Killzone 2 will be released for the Dreamcast just after Xmas while Killzone 3 should be on it's way to the GameBoy.

http://www.gamereactor.se/brev/?id=10954
[Translation]
Killzone+Dreamcast=true?!
Will there be a Killzone for the Dreamcast!? If true, will you review it?
Sent by: simon könberg

Answer
Nope. Sony has decided to skip the Dreamcast version & will release the game for the NES instead.

http://www.gamereactor.se/brev/?id=10955
[Translation]
Killzone to the NES?
LoL NES LoL!!!!!! Will they really release it for the NES? [caps]
Sent by: Daniel Westerberg

Answer
Yup, didn't you know?

This may seem as joke mails but in all honesty, I doubt it. Some people... Okay the answers are bogus obviously but come on. How stupid can you get?

 

[Gunner]

Hey, we've got the same type of idiots on these very forums so it doesn't really surprise me hjehe.

 

[Alec_85]

Hey, we've got the same type of idiots on these very forums so it doesn't really surprise me hjehe.

Hehe ain't that the truth? :E

 

[h00dlum]

lol thats when you get when you ask questions to a game magazine that is free!

 

[Alec_85]

lol I've got a new one now
http://www.gamereactor.se/brev/?id=10985
[Translation]
Killzone to the Nes how?
Read a letter where one guy wondered whether or not, Killzone would be released for the NES. You answered "Yup, didn't you know?"

How can this be possible, for the first, the NES is dead. For the second, Sony owns Guerilla.
Sent by: Rikard Nyström

Answer
The rumors about the Nes' death are exaggerated. Guerilla means "The Little Plumber" in the old-peruan language by the way [not sure how to translate that part...]

What meaning this will have for the port of Killzone to other platforms beyond the PS2, well you're going to have to figure it out yourself.