this is the first time i wish my phone camera had better resolution

[jverne]

really...i should be given the best pic of the year award.

the story goes:

i just came back from a date with a pretty girl (it was about 9 pm)...and needed to go piss really badly. so i went on the public bathroom on the train station and decided to take the cubicle. so i get in lock the door, take my cock out...law and behold...there's a giant turd and an open syringe in the toilet. since i have a higher tolerance to disgusting things i just pissed away. then i went out wash my hands and some old dude just tries to take the same cubicle but turns around and gives me a wink...i was like...WTF!?!?. i told him it was not mine and left. the rest of the trip home i laughed my ass off.

the moral of this story is:

-public bathrooms suck
-public bathrooms at late hours suck even more
-junkies suck as well

man...i hope that didn't give me aids. :naughty:

 

[Robert-]

Haha, that's great.

 

[Seagull]

Haha, that's great.

 

[Emporius]

Haha, that's great.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Haha, that's great.

 

[Seppo]

It's not.

 

[Barnz]

****ing awesome, man.


No, really.

 

[CyberPitz]

that's rather lolish.

 

[jverne]

haha, that's great guys. :|

 

[nurizeko]

Great story, except the first bit, too unbelievable for my tastes, you gotta make your readers believe in the setting.

 

[Locke]

lol @ date with a pretty girl plug.

 

[jverne]

no seriously...i was on a date. also the girl was pretty, a bit emo but pretty.

 

[Locke]

...relevance?

 

[Jintor]

I thought you said butt plug. I double-taked. Double-tooked. Something.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Cool story bro.

Never trust winking old guys in public bathrooms.

 

[Kamikazie]

She was probably wearing a butt plug. As well as a vagina plug.

 

[lefty]

And a third-hole plug.

So where does the camera resolution come in? Did you take a picture?

Was it a shitty picture?

 

[Dekstar]

Can't wait for the sequel!

 

[PvtRyan]

Can't wait for the sequel!

Ha, yeah, I can't wait for number two! Did you see what I did there? Did you get it?

 

[Locke]

Was it a shitty picture?

Zingggg

 

[Reginald]

So where does the camera resolution come in? Did you take a picture?

Was it a shitty picture?

That's what I was wondering. I presume he wishes he had better camera resolution because the pretty girl he took the pic of needs all the help she can get.






That was mean.

 

[jverne]

That's what I was wondering. I presume he wishes he had better camera resolution because the pretty girl he took the pic of needs all the help she can get.






I like to suck penises of young boys.

there, fixt.

 

[Locke]

Clever girl.