This is what happens when the TSA confisacates personal items

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State of Illinois auction website for items confiscated by government agencies

example:

24 lbs of Assorted Used Multitools. current bid $1

http://ibid.illinois.gov/detail.asp?id=7473

box of Leatherman multitools that usually retail from $50 - $100. Current bid: $1

http://ibid.illinois.gov/detail.asp?id=7470


63 Total of Victorinox Swiss Army Knives.

23 Large and 40 Small. current bid $1

http://ibid.illinois.gov/detail.asp?id=7475


some of the items are weird like 50 snow globes for $1. I for one feel safe that snowglobes are being confiscated so that terr'ists dont kill innocents with ...snow globes

http://ibid.illinois.gov/detail.asp?id=7437
 
Well, **** the TSA but **** yeah I'm bidding.
 
30 Leatherman tools for 10 dollars? Jesus ****ing Christ.
 
Get yourself a Crown Vic over there and scare people on the highway.
 
I remember just after 9/11 at my local intl airport there where TSA guards scattered across the airport wielding unloaded m16s what would have they done if a terrorist walked in hit them with the rifle.
 
Or perhaps they would have loaded them.
 
Oh wow with all those multitools you could break into like four or five keypads.
 
There's probably a good chance the people who buy them end up losing them to the TSA again, it's a money roundabout. Pretty cheap stuff though. Dunno if I'd want stuff like that second hand though.
 
48 energy saving light bulbs for $1 is a pretty good deal...

It's a little sad but not surprising. My old university used to auction off bikes left on the bike racks after the school year.
 
Those are the two best stats in the game. Problem? J.C. Denton, Swimming Specialist.
 
CptStern said:
some of the items are weird like 50 snow globes for $1. I for one feel safe that snowglobes are being confiscated so that terr'ists dont kill innocents with ...snow globes
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You don't fill your snowglobes with arsenic?
 
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