"This isn't Starcraft." -- Korean defense minisiter

[Jerry_111]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/new...x-Defense-Minister-Says-Crisis-Isnt-StarCraft

i'm trying to picture obama saying that on tv.

 

[Vegeta897]

That made me smile.

 

[PvtRyan]

No, it's clearly more like World of Warcraft. You just have to tank Kim Jong Il, but your tank needs to be well geared, at least ilevel 251 in every slot I say. Then, you have to put two, preferably three healers on him, that need to watch out for Kim's Mortal Strike burst damage. The rest just has to first take down the adds, there's not that many so one tank on them is probably enough to hold all of them, but they have too much health to be AoE'd, so just mark one and focus fire. When the adds are dead, you get a short cutscene after which Obama and Putin join your side. They provide a strong buff to your raid, which you'll need to kill Kim before he hits his soft enrage timer, after which he starts spamming the raid with nukes. They hit for around 20k AoE, your healers won't be able to keep everyone up for long. It's very important you take him down before that happens.

 

[Darkside55]

If it had been Starcraft, SK would've won immediately.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Yeah but it would've been just like the last war except with prettier graphics, a few new units and facebook integration.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

North Korea is kind of like the Zerg, though.

 

[15357]

Yeah, I posted this on the tension thread. He got fired, btw.

 

[Gargantou]

He shouldn't have been, he was obviously making a valid point as the article states.

 

[15357]

He was fired for other reasons, mainly because we(he) didn't beat the crap out of North Korea.

That's right, they fired him for not firing enough missiles and howitzers.

 

[ríomhaire]

Did anyone else picture him trying to sit and play a computer game, say STALKER or something, before loudly screaming "This isn't Starcraft?!" and throwing his monitor at the prime minister?

 

[Gargantou]

No, but I laughed when I read your post, ríom!