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Six German women have sold themselves in an EBAY internet auction for $28,600.
The six women claim they will show up for your social event with a crate of beer and will stay and party.
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The six freinds advertised by saying, "Not enough to drink? Want some new faces? Too many men? Empty dancefloor? Party always over by 11pm? Always the same old dull couples?". They claim you can get into a real party mood with this German six-pak.
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The auction ended with a total of 218 bids, finishing off at €25,050 to an anonymous buyer. The women Nicole, Locki, Andrea, Steffi, Kerstin and Christine are aged from 30 to 36 and mostly blonde. 4 others in their 20's are now also up for auction.
 
Got a link to the actual EBay auction? :)

Seems to me that'd be against EBay policy, but, who knows, other weird things have slipped by
 
That could soon be changed.
 
some kid put his virginity on ebay.
 
The kid was fugly too, I wouldn't of paid to seelp with him.
 
there's a joke about this kind of situation but i just can't think of it right now.
 
can you put shit on e-bay?


selling one kilogram of fresh turd for $5.00, buy now its going fast.
 
For Sale:

King John I


-open to bids-


do i hear 2 pence anyone?
 
hey you cant see me for two pence!!! my poo alone is worth more than that! i'm worth at least £100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,000,0000,0000,0,0,0,000000000,0,0,0,0,0000,0,0,0,00,56y6776878,00{vfvdbv},9.0.00
 
I'll pay 3 pennies for him, if he'll be my slave and wait on me hand and foot.
 
i'm just messing with you kiddo.

this is a 'Cockney Dynasty' style human being in pristine condition. owned by the Emperor of Spam and passed down through the ages. only been used once (by mrBadger), in good working order. would look menacing on your mantlepiece. for an extra 5% we can have it stuffed for you to give it that proper animal look.

do i hear a bid from anyone?
 
I'll pay ten pence for myself!



p.s. new avatar, i dont care what you ****ers say its better than before.
 
10 pence (he's going to be his own slave)

do i hear 15 pence anyone? 15 pence for this smiley faced king.

your avatar is 'different'. you gonna keep it or what?
 
ok forget it i bid 15 pence. do i hear 50p? come on badger, surely you're not gonna let your bitch go to someone else?

your avatar is different. you gonna animate it like the last one? could turn it into an evil looking smile type thing. goes from that smiley to evil eyebrows and evil eyes and flashes a bit.

50p anyone?
 
There. Check out my new avatar, it's so original and awesome :)
 
Originally posted by Shuzer
There. Check out my new avatar, it's so original and awesome :)
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Yeah that avatar rocks!! :rolling:
 
whoa that's a funky new avatar king john. very twisted.

going once.
 
i cant find the right one damn it! this one has that white stuff in the background, how do it get rid of it?
 
50p? Yeah that sounds good, I'll take him for 50p ...

when do I get my 50p? :)
 
50p?! what a ripoff!! :upstare:

my oh my, what has the world come to :rolleyes: :imu:
 
Originally posted by Dr. Freeman
50p?! what a ripoff!! :upstare:

my oh my, what has the world come to :rolleyes: :imu:
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it's come to november 15 2003. jeebus man, get a calendar.
 
I'll bid $3.50

What do I get if I win the bidding? Ravaging of bums anyone?(just kidding)
 
Originally posted by oldi1knoby
I'll bid $3.50

What do I get if I win the bidding? Ravaging of bums anyone?(just kidding)
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Is that more than 50p ?! j/k
 
wow £3.50 by the generous oldi1knoby. do i hear a better bid from anyone?

you are bidding for the services of king john I (which includes the use of all orifices).

will anyone advance on £3.50?

going once....
 
LOL, I would love to bid on someone at ebay that is ready to cut his arm off and record it live on ebay.
 
whoopsy i misesd the dollar sign..

so that was £2.31 in sterling.

we have a new bid of £5 ( $8.30 ) to the badger in the back row.

is anyone going to topple this amazing bid for ickle king john I?

going once!
 
I agree with gorgon,... Can you legally torment someone if you paid for them? Hahaha,...that'd be funny.
 
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