This thread will change your life

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Recently I've been living by a book called "This BOOK will change your life: 365 instructions for hysterical living"

You can find it at www.thiswebsitewillchangeyourlife.com

I'm going to record the things I do for my favorite days in this thread. If you know about the book or are interested, get it and join me! YOu can just jump in with me so we can do it at the same time and once you're done youc an go back and do the ones you missed.

Today's Instruction: Introduce yourself to someone you know but have never talked to.

Me and my friend Brandon (who is also following the book) went up to a random freshmen sitting at a computer in the library. Brandon put his arm around him and I went on the other side, this is how the conversation went:
T for TheSomeone, b for Brandon, F for freshman

B: "Hey what's up freshman"
F: "uhh"
T: "How's it going"
B: "My name's Brandon"
T: "My name's Martin. What did you say your name was?"
T: "Jonathan..."
B: "So dude the weather's pretty nice today huh jonathan"
T: "You lookin at porn?"
B: "It's sunny and all"
T: "I look at porn all the time"
B: "Yeah dude it's okay it's part of puberty"
T: "Becoming a man and stuff"
B: "Okay well see you around jonathan."

We left and the freshman was just staring at the google homepage for the next 5 minutes.

I think this is changing more people's lives than our own.
 
woooooo looking at pron is OK

Now I can look at pron with my grandma!

Wait...thats still messed up and your post didn't change my life. If I buy the book all I will use it for is beating other people who own that book.
 
I'm just a little ****ed up.

There are some good days coming up. (be gay for a day is sunday)
This thread is gonna be fun, plz don't lock ;(
 
Haha...be gay for a day.

I look forward to your post about that.
 
Is this like following the life of you in some comedic form of a thread!?
 
How can I know someone and still be able to go introduce myself without getting some sort of a... a look... or something! OMG S/HE LOOKED AT ME, LIFE CHANGE! LIFE CHANGE! ANOTHER PERSON THINKS I'M A NUT!
 
Letters said:
How can I know someone and still be able to go introduce myself without getting some sort of a... a look... or something! OMG S/HE LOOKED AT ME, LIFE CHANGE! LIFE CHANGE! ANOTHER PERSON THINKS I'M A NUT!

omg.
where have u been?!!!!
 
This thread is not changing my life.
 
I read about this book in the Guardian.

One of the tips is: Make fake parking tickets and stick them to SUVs for polluting the planet.

Another one is send a fiver to the bank of some african country and ask for a rreciept to help pay of there debt.
 
Pfff. Who needs this? Just go commando everyday.
 
This thread has not changed my life.

You, TheSomeone, are going to be sued for false advertising.

I want that minute of my life back, you f*cker

Although in all seriousness, i bet the freshman thought you were going/planning to beat/bully the shit out of him. So it really did you/him more harm then good.
 
NOOOOOEEESSS! My life just got turned upside down from reading a thread!!!!
 
So you went and told an innocent bystander that you like to watch porn, and behave all nosy and arrogant? Way to go.
 
Cukel said:
So you went and told an innocent bystander that you like to watch porn, and behave all nosy and arrogant? Way to go.

WOAH, I BEtTEr BE RUNNING AWAY FROM THE CARE POLICE. ASSAULTING INNOCENT VIRTUOUS CITIZENS RIGHTS AND ALL.
 
I, too, have had no life-changing affects from reading this thread.

TheSomeone, you sound like a commecial for that book!
 
Erestheux said:
I, too, have had no life-changing affects from reading this thread.

TheSomeone, you sound like a commecial for that book!
Read the book ftw.
 
I do this to random people all the time. I try to make the best of High School.
 
TheSomeone said:
WOAH, I BEtTEr BE RUNNING AWAY FROM THE CARE POLICE. ASSAULTING INNOCENT VIRTUOUS CITIZENS RIGHTS AND ALL.

Owned.
 
Today was a stupid day. I had to check, out of 5 types, what my "type" is. I checked "clever brunnette" and "hansome prince." My friend pointed out I was only supposed to check the ones for the sex I was attracted too and I just starred at him squinty eyed.

Tommorow is write a letter to a mass murderer! Yay!
 
TheSomeone said:
Today was a stupid day. I had to check, out of 5 types, what my "type" is. I checked "clever brunnette" and "hansome prince." My friend pointed out I was only supposed to check the ones for the sex I was attracted too and I just starred at him squinty eyed.

Tommorow is write a letter to a mass murderer! Yay!
George Bush!
 
I sent this to Richard Ramirez, serial killer with 15 murders and over a 20 rapes ages 8-74.

"Meanie :("
 
TheSomeone said:
I sent this to Richard Ramirez, serial killer with 15 murders and over a 20 rapes ages 8-74.

"Meanie :("

hahaha how did you get his cell adress?
 
Guy's you're confusing me, what the hell is this rabbit you all seem to be so fond of?
 
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