Time-travelling minute Gods sabotaging Science!

[Eejit]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...-Collider-be-held-back-by-its-own-future.html

Forget the far-fetched belief that it will create a black hole, two distinguished physicists have gone even further claiming nature itself is stopping the troubled £4.4billion project from getting off the ground.

In a theory reminiscent of the time travelling film Back to the Future, the theoretical physicists Holger Nielsen, from Denmark, and Masao Ninomiya, from Japan, have concluded that its discoveries could be so "abhorrent to nature" that they are coming back to stop their own creation.



The pair's hypothesis centres around the Higgs Boson, a mysterious tiny particle and building block of life that it is hoped the LHC will discover.

They have come up with a theory that it will "ripple backward through time" and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

"It must be our prediction that all Higgs producing machines shall have bad luck,” Dr. Nielsen said.


He said that his theories may even provide a "model for God" who "rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them”.

At the same scientists hope to locate a mysterious particle known as the Higgs Boson or God Particle which gives everything its mass.

Scientific method be damned, this is the explanation I'm gonna believe no matter what.

 

[simonjedi]

The only reason the LHC doesn't work is because they haven't constructed enough additional pylons.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

But in order for that to be the case then they must eventually succeed in their experiment.

 

[VirusType2]

But in order for that to be the case then they must eventually succeed in their experiment.

Exactly what I was thinking.

So either they were too stupid to think of that, or the outcome can't be that bad.

 

[Sheepo]

I'm with Eejit on this one.

 

[Eejit]

But in order for that to be the case then they must eventually succeed in their experiment.

All it takes is one possible future where the time-travelling bosons have failed to prevent it from working for them to be exist in order to try and stop the LHC from coming online for the majority of possible timelines!

 

[lame-o]

^Yeah, what Eejit said.^ If you're going to think the "theory" is stupid, at least try to understand it properly. Kthx.

 

[MJ12]

But time is relative D:

 

[Sulkdodds]

Your mum's a relative, and I still wrecked that.

 

[MJ12]

You have to infraction yourself now.

 

[Warped]

it probably doesn't work because they forgot to add milk

 

[mortiz-Redux]

All it takes is one possible future where the time-travelling bosons have failed to prevent it from working for them to be exist in order to try and stop the LHC from coming online for the majority of possible timelines!

^Yeah, what Eejit said.^ If you're going to think the "theory" is stupid, at least try to understand it properly. Kthx.

You guys have been watching WAAAY too much Back to the Future.

 

[Eejit]

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect… but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly… timey-wimey… stuff.

 

[<RJMC>]

why they dont tell higgs to **** off?

honestly if this higgs wants to stop the project just get it out of there

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Scientific method be damned, this is the explanation I'm gonna believe no matter what.

haha.