Tired of blankets trapping your arms in their evil grasp?

Old. Almost as old as

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the back is completely open...

the music is funny too.

OHH! A BOOKLIGHT
 
Shits been all over tv.
 
One problem, can't masturbate with it on.
 
Wonder if you can turn it around and where it like a god robe?
 
Every time I see this commercial I face palm. That's the only time I really face palm, since I'm not a face palming guy. I mean come on... are people so ****ing stupid they get theri arms trapped in their blankets and unable to reach the phone by the time it takes it to stop ringing? Come on...

lame. Almost as lame as

*TIDDY BEAR SNIP*

Oh man... lawl. I had this uncomfortable belt digging into my body, but now I have a tiddy bear molesting my chest and focusing the pressure in one particular area!
 
Tons of hot MILF's and their titty bears. Anywho, HI! BILLY MAY HERE:
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ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE ****ING POWER OF OXI-CLEAN?!
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With his all empowering loud voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkuReA-AGa8&feature=related
Who knows what that shit is made of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF-IWJEQuEQ&feature=related
I love how they show pulling a hook out of a wall includes destroying the sheet rock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8_z0sVwx7k&feature=related
The soap scum one is LOL and "ring around the toilet"?!

Of course we can't forget the ShamWoW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEKqI1e714
Shaman of WoW and "Are you following me, camera guy? No, Vince. I am not. **** you. I quit."

Klee Irwin (with his pedo mustache) is good too talking about watching his 4 yr old daughter take a shit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qga7-6t04gs&feature=related
 
They have some weird ****ing walls in the US.

Or maybe just in adverts.
 

I like how when they tried to show us all the places it can be used... Around a camp fire - "Catch the sleeves on fire!"
At an outdoor gaming event - "Have all the attention on you instead of the game, cause you look like a total jackass!"
In those darned draft dorm rooms - "Yay! Now your hands can freeze too!"

I want to punch the dumbass that thought this was a good idea.
 
I saw shamwow at a mall as demonstration, and surprisingly, it works really well
 
I want to get a Snuggie and wear it to school every day. Then I could be like that kid from Max Keeble's Big Move, instead of calling me Robe, everyone will call me Snuggie!
 
OH LOOK AT ****ING ME! I'VE GOT ALL THESE DAMN VIDEOS I'M SO ****ING COOL! HEY EVERYBODY, SHEEPO SUCKS LOOK AT ME!

NO ONE 1UPS ME IN MY OWN THREAAAAAAAAAAD!

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