Today's Randomnessnessness

But I thought every day was Steak And Blowjob Day.
 
Shame for vegetarians, they can't partake in either. :(
 
That's because vegetarians don't enjoy the deliciousness that is steak or the pleasure that is a blowjob.
 
Raziaar said:
That's because vegetarians don't enjoy the deliciousness that is steak or the pleasure that is a blowjob.

I heard vegetarians can't enjoy any pleasures. They're worse than nuns.
 
Nat Turner said:
I heard vegetarians can't enjoy any pleasures. They're worse than nuns.

I wanna kill my cow and eat it too.
 
Awesome. I wish it was today. I've been up almost 3 hours and this is already a horrible day...some asshole crashed into my parked car sometime last night I assume and of course didn't leave a note...I'm sick and I did poorly on an accounting test AND I have like $10 in my checking account which is going towards groceries so paying for ANYTHING isn't exactly possible.. Oh yeah...I also got marked off 7 points on a 35 point test in my compsci class for putting capitols on some prefixes THAT DON'T EVEN MATTER.

I am beyond irate.
 
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