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[CptStern]

one of those threads that makes you involuntarily cross your legs:

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis. [oh man, the humanity]

At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm


jeez if he wanted to kill himself wouldnt it have been easier to jump in front of a lorrie?


see, this is what happens when you enforce strict anti-gun laws; people who want to commit suicide but cant purchase a handgun have to take desparate measures to off themselves ..shame on you brit-land-ers for not allowing easy access to guns ..it could have prevented this tragedy

 

[The Monkey]

Yeah, I heard about that D:

 

[Tyguy]

love the title, "Man Cuts off penis in restaurant"...haha

 

[Remus]

see, this is what happens when you enforce strict anti-gun laws; people who want to commit suicide but cant purchase a handgun have to take desparate measures to off themselves ..shame on you brit-land-ers for not allowing easy access to guns ..it could have prevented this tragedy

Well I heard about a guy that tried to kill himself by shooting himself in the head, but he couldn't even do that right. So the bullet missed the brain and instead shishkabobed his eyes:x

 

[CyberPitz]

Can't blame this one on Loraina Bobbits.

 

[lePobz]

I blame video games.

 

[<RJMC>]

what kind of ****ing name is zizzi?

 

[Griz]

what kind of ****ing name is zizzi?

Yeah, 'cos that's the weird part about this story!! :thumbs:

 

[Adrien C]

The irony of the story is that Zizi in french means weener.

 

[Jintor]

I can't tell if it's a joke or not. -____-

 

[<RJMC>]

The irony of the story is that Zizi in french means weener.

so maybe he didnt do that to suicide? D:

 

[bam23]

So he slashes his wrists, stabs himself multiple times, and he lives?

Damn. He must regret the penis part now.