Today's To do list: Kill Chuck Norris

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Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that targeted actor Chuck Norris.

Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says the list also included the names of three students and a school staff member.
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ya right Chuck norris ...

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http://www.wnbc.com/news/15832424/detail.html?rss=ny&psp=news
 
Killing Chuck Norris? Why would they do that?
They should kill someone else.
 
Killing Chuck would either stop that annoying fad(although I'll admit some of the jokes still make me laugh) or make it return thousandfold.
 
chuck norris cant be killed,if someone shoot chuck norries the bullet will desintegrate in the impact and chuck norris will aspire the dust and shoot it back at the shooter even if it was using a machine gun
 
Chuck Norris can't be killed, if someone stabs him, they will brak the knife, along with all their bones.
 
I guess they took those jokes a LITTLE too seriously...*cookoo cookoo*
 
Yes, lets all machine gun Chuck Norris in the face!!

That'd be fun and would kill some time.
 
Chuck Norris's first job was a paper boy. There were no survivors.
 
Once, Chuck Norris said "Let there be Light!" and there was Light, but no survivors.
 
iizbl4ck said:
he is not serious about that...right?
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wikipedia said:
Now an outspoken Christian[10], Norris is the author of several Christian books, such as The Justice Riders. He has also been in a few TV commercials promoting Bible study and prayer in public schools, in addition to efforts to reduce drug use. In 2006, he began penning a column for the conservative news website WorldNetDaily. In his columns, he has expressed belief in Biblical creationism,[11] those who are troubled should turn to Jesus, and is quoted as saying "true patriots" do not stay clear of discussing religion and politics.[12]

Norris serves on the board of directors of the NCBCPS, an organization promoting the use of the Bible in public schools, and also speaks on behalf of organizations advocating official prayers in public schools.
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and

Norris is also a staunch critic of what he sees as a "nationwide push to promote the homosexual lifestyle in public schools." In his own words: "Is encouraging or teaching about homosexuality what our forefathers expected for the public education they founded? Even the most liberal among them opposed it. [...] I do believe that we should equally and adamantly oppose such aberrant sexual behavior from being condoned or commemorated in our public schools through textbooks or a so-called "Day of Silence."
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so

karate chops in the name of the lord/beating someone senseless = ok

homersexuality taught in schools = devils work
 
If they shot Chuck Norris he would catch the bullets and throw them back at the kids and there heads would explode. He's done it before.
 
they all compare it to beastiality ..that's what they do .compare the gay to animal love ..probably because they're crazy ..CRAZY FOR THE LORD!
 
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