Toilet Water Healthier Than Icecubes

Good thing I always scoop out toilet water to drink at fast food places :thumbs:
 
Just don't use so much ice! My god, you yanks have more ice than beverage in your drinks!
 
I will hereby base all of my life decisions on middle school students' science projects.
 
The Monkey said:
Just don't use so much ice! My god, you yanks have more ice than beverage in your drinks!
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Yea, usually. Free refills ftw
 
When i vist USA. I always take advantage of the many places that offer free refills :D. I raced the waiter once, see if i could drink my currant glass, before he gave me another one:rolling:

Its just crazy.
 
Makes sense, my dog drinks from the toilet all the time and he's doing alright.
 
well it's probably just that toiler water is pretty clean. I mean it's the same water as tap water which is all filtered. And the toilet is made entirely of porcelin which makes it a slippery surface for any bacteria to stick too. The volume of water run through a public toilet it is probably higher than most taps, so there's less stagnation, and they are disinfected regularily. Not really surprising.

If you look at the whole article, the girl who did this project is one of those smartasses overachievers with some parent or uncle that works as a chemist or biologist and gives her all the equipment and helps her do everything so she can win a science fair against 12 year olds.
 
Dan said:
If you look at the whole article, the girl who did this project is one of those smartasses overachievers with some parent or uncle that works as a chemist or biologist and gives her all the equipment and helps her do everything so she can win a science fair against 12 year olds.
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Dude you just made that all up! She seems like a nice girl.
 
JFry said:
Dude you just made that all up! She seems like a nice girl.
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You've obviously never entered a science fair
 
Dan said:
And the toilet is made entirely of porcelin which makes it a slippery surface for any bacteria to stick too.
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lmao!

Bacteria : Oh darn it, i wish i had evolved bigger CLAWS to hold onto this porcelin, damn my tiny flagelum!
 
Dan said:
You've obviously never entered a science fair
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Yeah, science fairs are vicious. The kids turn all cutthroat on each other and all the snobby rich kids win. :p

But yeah, seriously, she is very... fortunate to have a university professor as her mentor, and cancer research lab equipment that normal kids wouldn't have access to.

Actually now that I think of it, I know lots and lots of kids at my schools who did the same thing, except with the school's drinking fountain water instead of fast food ice, but they never won awards and stuff for it. They also didn't have fancy cancer lab equipment.
 
omfg is true?
*go to bathroom to drink from the toilet*
oops I forgot to pull the chain
 
The article says the lab is a place she volunteers at... of course they would be willing to help her. And really the only equipment she would need is a microscope. Hardly something most kids don't have access to.
 
i bet it was just that mcDonalds. I hardly ever eat at that shithole.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Bacteria : Oh darn it, i wish i had evolved bigger CLAWS to hold onto this porcelin, damn my tiny flagelum!
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"It's not the size of the flagellum that counts... it's how you use it!"
 
madog said:
i bet it was just that mcDonalds. I hardly ever eat at that shithole.
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McDonald's blows. Excpet for their breakfast menu. Everything else can eat me, because I won't eat it.
 
im actually tired of the breakfast menu...ive had it for three days straight and the day that i got piss drunk. Bacon, Egg, and Cheese McGriddles everyday for three days gets old fast
 
Ooookkkkkkkay, but this thread isnt going to make me stick my head down the toilet.
 
To be honest, the bacteria found in both these places is generally harmless. You and almost everything you touch and put into your mouth is crawling with bacteria. I'd be far more worried about what sort of bacteria is in the FOOD, because that's where the sort of bacteria that actually makes you sick likes to hang out.
 
Apos said:
To be honest, the bacteria found in both these places is generally harmless. You and almost everything you touch and put into your mouth is crawling with bacteria. I'd be far more worried about what sort of bacteria is in the FOOD, because that's where the sort of bacteria that actually makes you sick likes to hang out.
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True.
Food that has been kept warm for a large number of hours that is high in protein is probably the most dangerous thing you can eat (next to a dog shit kebab)

You can understand why i eat no fast food whatsoever.
 
short recoil said:
True.
Food that has been kept warm for a large number of hours that is high in protein is probably the most dangerous thing you can eat (next to a dog shit kebab)

You can understand why i eat no fast food whatsoever.
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I liked how you ate salmon and salad when you were pissed. I did that at New Year, heh (smoked salmon with horseradish or something).
 
Ok now I completely lost you guys :|
What the hell are you talking about?
 
Beerdude26 said:
Ok now I completely lost you guys :|
What the hell are you talking about?
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ICECUBES ON THE NIPPLES.

ICECUBES.
ON.
THE.
NIPPLES.


nipples
 
Beerdude26 said:
Ok now I completely lost you guys :|
What the hell are you talking about?
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Using cubes of ice to stimulate your partner sexually.

EDIT: Or as OvA says.
 
short recoil said:
Using cubes of ice to stimulate your partner sexually.

EDIT: Or as OvA says.
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:naughty:
I think my gf would slap me in the face tho :|
 
Women can use them on their man too in a different way.
 
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