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Today they are putting up a bunch of lights and equipment and sets and stuff outside my office. Tomorrow they are shooting some scenes for a Tom Cruise movie called "The Eye". It sounds pretty crappy, but I'm just basing that on the fact that Tom Cruise stars in it.

Two years ago they shot some Al Paccino movie down the street, also pretty crappy I am guessing because I never saw it in theatres. And last year they shot the Silver Surfer by my old job. Jessica Alba was going to use our basement as a change room but they cancelled that.
 
The Eye? Isn't it that the Hollywood remake?

*Checks IMDB*

Tom Cruise is producing it, hes not starring in it.
 
Come on guys. This is our only chance to ask about Tom's love life and what toilet paper he likes to wipe his ass with!
 
I'll fly down and punch him in the face if nobody else is willing to.
 
As long as I get to see Superbad beforehand. And remind me not to forget my camera.
 
Don't forget your camera. Oh, and good luck in jail.
 
Jail is a small price to pay for punching Tom Cruise in the face :p
 
dress in a crappy alien outfit and scream "I am xenu ya leader,obey me and give me some cash!!"

and them kick him the balls

or shoot him
 
Option one is tempting.
 
He needs a ****ing slap... someone needs to take that **** out!
 
Dan said:
Today they are putting up a bunch of lights and equipment and sets and stuff outside my office. Tomorrow they are shooting some scenes for a Tom Cruise movie called "The Eye". It sounds pretty crappy, but I'm just basing that on the fact that Tom Cruise stars in it.

Two years ago they shot some Al Paccino movie down the street, also pretty crappy I am guessing because I never saw it in theatres. And last year they shot the Silver Surfer by my old job. Jessica Alba was going to use our basement as a change room but they cancelled that.
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Where do you live?
 
Ask him this: If your wife turned out to be your long lost biological sister, would you still do her?
 
Punch him in The Eye, then sit back and enjoy the sweet sweet irony.
 
<RJMC> said:
dress in a crappy alien outfit and scream "I am xenu ya leader,obey me and give me some cash!!"

and them kick him the balls

or shoot him
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Show him a picture of himself back in his glory days and remind him that they've long since passed.

Then he'll cry and you can take a picture and sell it to the tabloids for thousands.
 
StardogChampion said:
That Al Pacino movie was Insomnia, directed by the guy that directed Batman Begins and Memento. It got 92% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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No,the Pacino movie was 88 minutes. I don't know what happened to it. I guess it never made it to theatres. I just remember that I was trying to get to the library and the place was surrounded by bomb squad and firefighters and police cars but all of the firefighters and bomb defusers were just standing around drinking coffee.
 
****sake, do they need to remake every single decent/high-grossing asian horror movie? I liked the Eye =/
 
Try to get close to him and pretend you don't know who he is.
 
tell him that youre on his side and youre always worried about those damn psychiatrists drugging you up and stealing your socks.
 
Tell him that Xenu is in the basement and form a trap that triggers when he opens the door.
 
Dan said:
No,the Pacino movie was 88 minutes. I don't know what happened to it. I guess it never made it to theatres. I just remember that I was trying to get to the library and the place was surrounded by bomb squad and firefighters and police cars but all of the firefighters and bomb defusers were just standing around drinking coffee.
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Is Vancouver cheap to film in or something??
 
Dan said:
Today they are putting up a bunch of lights and equipment and sets and stuff outside my office. Tomorrow they are shooting some scenes for a Tom Cruise movie called "The Eye". It sounds pretty crappy, but I'm just basing that on the fact that Tom Cruise stars in it.
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ask him for Xenu's autograph then punch him the nuts and run


In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu), pronounced ['zi.nu:], was the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions[1] of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Scientology holds that their essences remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm
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"hi I'm Tom Cruise, Scientologist, Actor, Raving Lunatic"
 
I watched them shoot for about 10 minutes. It was pretty boring. I didn't see Tom Cruise, but I got to look down Jessica Alba's shirt. From the brief dialogue I heard, I am guessing that the movie is going to suck.
 
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