Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

[Nat Turner]

Not sure if it's been posted before, but this is great.

http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov

This was made from the same episode of him jumping on her couch.

favorite Tom Cruise quotes:

"I can be quite an excitable person."

"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance."

"If you don't like Scientology, well, then, f*** you. Really. f*** you."

Did anyone catch that last Southpark episode?

 

[Greatgat]

Not sure if it's been posted before, but this is great.

http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov

This was made from the same episode of him jumping on her couch.

favorite Tom Cruise quotes:

"I can be quite an excitable person."

"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance."

"If you don't like Scientology, well, then, f*** you. Really. f*** you."

Did anyone catch that last Southpark episode?

Wow, I get to say it for once, but: OLD.

Still freaking hilarious though. I nearly cried the first time I saw it.

 

[63]

I did cry. Because I am Oprah. And the lightning hurt.

 

[Greatgat]

I did cry. Because I am Oprah. And the lightning hurt.

...Lightning HURTS?:O

 

[OvA]

the ytmnd=old

but the new southpark is awesome

http://www.scientology.org/

loL.Ron Hubbard

 

[Nat Turner]

"Hi, my name is Tom Cruise. I belong to a cult called Scientology. I have OT7 super powers. I can fly around and move stuff with my mind. It is my quest and life goal to promote this evil cult to young children who look up to me and don't know any better. I am trying to ruin as many lives as possible. My god L. Ron Hubbard would only expect that of his zombie followers like myself.

My cult gets a bad rap in the media because we take all your money and a lot of people have ended up dead. I believe it's up to me to do something about changing our bad image. That's why I am changing the name of Scientology to Scientomogy. It's Scientology, except with my name in the middle of it. It's kind of like the word gummy bears. Bears by themselves are scary, but if you just ad the word gummy to it, it now becomes a fun enjoyable treat. So now if you were afraid of aliens and brainwashing dangerous cults like Scientology before, you can now join Scientomogy with no worries.

So, I know what you're thinking. Hey Tom, what's your main motivation for doing this whole name change of scientology to scienTOMogy? Well, we figure that once people find out that Scientology is really just about a paranoid delusional midget closeted homosexual (David Miscavige) running an alien cult with another (more famous) retarded delusional midget closeted homosexual (ME!! Tom Cruise) as its chief mouthpiece where everyone likes to dress up like a sailor and have Galas that look like some sort of white trash rococo Hollywood orgasm, those people will be rolling on the floor unable to contain themselves. In my personal opinion, I don’t think someone could come up with such a huge joke like Scientology unless they were on a lot of psychedelic drugs or a hack 1950’s science fiction writer.

Kids, don't ask your parents before joining scientomogy. Your parents are glib. I'm Tom Cruise. I was in Top Gun. I am also the smartest human robot on the face of this miserable planet I like to refer to as teegack."