"Tomorrow we gouge Evil from it's shell!", another Uwe Boll Masterpiece

[CptStern]

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/50361

lordy, Jason Statham and Liotta may never work again

 

[Sedako]

Wow Statham... how could you sink so low! :|

 

[Avoidist]

I would say that it will ruin Dungeon Siege, but I don't think many people care about those games any more.

 

[Anthraxxx]

haha. The comments.

"I hope they leave in possiblity to make a sequel based on Space Seige."


/sigh... another Uwe Boll failure...

 

[staticprimer]

haha. The comments.

"I hope they leave in possiblity to make a sequel based on Space Seige."


/sigh... another Uwe Boll failure...

"as far as uwe's work goes this is one of the more promising trailers.

of course thats kinda like a child molester promising to stop attacking kids and managing to not do it for one day. i dont have my hopes up."

 

[Asuka]

Yup sad that Statham would do this.

 

[2real]

sickening

 

[Ennui]

the text in that trailer is so cheesy its laughable

and ray liotta, come on man

 

[Raziaar]

It's the hobo's version of Lord of the Rings.

 

[nurizeko]

An Uwe Boll movie has to be the one unwanted Christmas present thats not only disappointing, but downright insulting.

This guy needs to have a new hobby, like writing a novel, that way he can lock himself safely away for months or years, and when he does emerge, his shite is so on the fringe its existence may never bother us.

 

[Asknoone]

 

[The Monkey]

 

[Deleted member 56031]

 

[Asknoone]

That's so ****ing disturbing.

 

[Eejit]

Even McG is better than Uwe

 

[The Monkey]

 

[[Matt]]

 

[ktimekiller]

he makes good actors look bad

 

[Stigmata]

This movie has the worst title ever.

 

[CptStern]

This movie has the worst title ever.

what do you mean? it's AWESOME


Dungeon Seige, In the Name of the King!

the king? lo! the king approacheth. The King? where? where? there! there! over yon flowered bank! Youuur Majesty! ...odds fish, the very air abounds in kings



http://in.truveo.com/Rabbit-Hood/id/610706115

 

[StardogChampion]

I thought this was released like a year ago, but it will suck regardless of when it's released.

 

[Qonfused]

Burt Reynolds, wtf.

 

[Direwolf]

Boll always manages to get names in his movies somehow. I don't have a clue why or how though.

 

[Gunner]

Can you guys stop with the Jason Statham worshipping? he's an awful pos actor. Seriously, all his movies suck donkey balls.

 

[Naph]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqCNRoIgs4

Yesterday, I got my eyes brutally raped by an Uwe Boll movie.