Top 5 Metal Gear Awkward Moments

[jimbo118]

http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3168106

Aw man /facepalm

Number 1 was so bad, jesus.

Otacon too.

/hides

 

[Deleted member 56031]

number 3 should have been number 1 IMO but nuber 1 is still quite bad (I can't believe I forgot about that one, I hate Rose)

but still *facepalm*

 

[jimbo118]

Yeah I was thinking the same but:
Rose: A lifeless room... almost like your empty heart

:|

 

[Deleted member 56031]

unhn I know kojima tried to make it sem really important but it just came out like she was really fussy

"Oh no an empty room! How could you! ;("

 

[Shift]

I remember the Sniper Wolf business, when he just appears out of nowhere crying, my god I wanted to /facepalm him then. And I lol'd at the lung shot business because I also used the rocket launcher for a laugh.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

I thought you were supposed to use the rocket launcher :|

 

[jimbo118]

she kept shooting mah wockets!

 

[Pulse]

Oh sweet Jerusalem. Rose's bawwwing session had me cringing so bad.

 

[Shakermaker]

Seriously: wtf?! I've never played a MGS game, but is the whole series full of this pretentious soap-like convo? It's like watching fragments from As The World Turns or something like that.

 

[PvtRyan]

I never played a MGS, but:

*grabs crotch*
"You're a man?"

What the fuck Kojima?

 

[Asknoone]

I never played a MGS, but:

*grabs crotch*
"You're a man?"

What the fuck Kojima?

Kojima has the worst sense of humour ever. He's the Sam Raimi of videogames - forcing it into the game and the players face at every available opportunity.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Well, Raiden is kind of effeminate...

A lot of it is like that, but the Rule of Cool tends to override the majority of weirdness.

Indeed.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Hideo Kojima once said that the character of Rose and her relationship with Jack was at least partly based upon his own wife. He wasn't laughing.

Jesus. That poor, poor man.

 

[Krynn72]

This is why I dont like MGS. The game is filled with this sort of over dramatic gay shit that you're forced to watch. The games would probably last like 3 hours if it werent for all this shit dialogue.

 

[Gray Fox]

I never played a MGS, but:

*grabs crotch*
"You're a man?"

What the fuck Kojima?

No wonder you turned out so messed up.

 

[PvtRyan]

No wonder you turned out so messed up.

I once did that with your mom and she had balls too. She wasn't a man though. Well, only partially.

</easy>

 

[French Ninja]

2,3,4 weren't that bad

1 and 5? Oh sweet Xenu yes.

 

[<RJMC>]

I think the "oh yeah I slept whit my stepmother" deserve number 1

honestly it was like "oh my...otacon?!................................................................................she was hot right?..."

 

[Polaris]

I alway thought it was mother of his stepsister...
Well, Kojima have really lame sense of humor, prepare for more in MGS4.
Btw, there was huge MGS4 leak ... and now I know who are the Patriots! :naughty:

 

[smwScott]

It was the mother of his stepsister ... not that that negates the total irrelevance or sheer stupidity of it.

You have to look past a LOT of shit to enjoy these games ... but they're still damn good.

 

[kineaesth]

Cringeworthy even.

 

[Bad^Hat]

They are certainly worthy of my cringes.

When I'm an old, old man, I'll be able to point to a wrinkle on my forehead and tell my grandkids, "Hideo Kojima did it!"

Then soil myself.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

I think the "oh yeah I slept whit my stepmother" deserve number 1

honestly it was like "oh my...otacon?!................................................................................she was hot right?..."

That's what I thought