Top Ten Michael Jackson Bedtime Stories

[Loshadka]

Another filthy thread.

By Daily Hog Staff

10 - "Old Mother Goosed Me"

9 - "Goldie Locks And The Three Bare Asses"

8 - "Alice In Anal-Land"

7 - "Little Jack Horny"

6 - "Old King Cole's Merry Hole"

5 - "Little Bo-Peep Show"

4 - "Hey Diddle Diddle, My Penis In The Middle"

3 - "Peter, Peter, Penis-eater"

2 - "Little Boy Blew"

And the Number One Michael Jackson Bedtime Story,
"Jack Off My Bean Stock"

 

[Prince of China]

Hehe...Michael Jackson got arrested
/me dances:bounce:

 

[FortisVir]

anyone ever watch Conan?

"Yes Michael Jackson was arrested. You know he's 5'11 and only weighs 120 pounds. Apparently, he's able to stay so thin because he order's off the children's menu"

Ba-dum pshhhh!

 

[mchammer75040]

ohhh slam dunk
[koby joke] "take it to the hole koby bryant!" [end/koby joke]