Topless Car Wash cleared for business!

[CyberPitz]

Oh yeah, best business EVER. I might actually pay for this.
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/66523/Topless_Car_Wash_Cleared_For_Business

A topless car wash in Brisbane has been cleared for operation after authorities found no laws or water restrictions were being broken.

Strip club entrepreneur Warren Armstrong has set up Bubbles 'n' Babes at Albion in the city's inner north.

The business offers a $55 car wash by a topless woman, and a $100 wash by a totally nude female attendant - which includes an X-rated show.

A police spokeswoman told AAP no complaints had been received.

She said the business was run in a closed shed out of the public view and there had been no indication of wilful exposure, which is a criminal offence.

Acting Premier Anna Bligh said her concerns regarding public decency had been quelled after advice from police.

The operation also was running on recycled water and therefore did not break current level five restrictions, she said.

"This is one of those extreme examples of people wanting to make a buck - I think it'll have a pretty limited market," Ms Bligh said.

She said the government fleet would not be using the car wash.

"I'm sure there'll be a lot of people who've got strong views about this sort of thing and there's always be a market for it but it seems to me a pretty weird and wacky way to get your car washed," she said.

"I don't think I'll be feeling the need to have my car washed at this particular service."

Mr Armstrong gave evidence at the Fitzgerald inquiry into police corruption almost 20 years ago and was jailed for nine months after pleading guilty to keeping a premises for prostitution.

He told the City News newspaper this week the latest operation was above board.

"I'm just trying to make an honest dollar - simple as that," he said in a rare interview.

Brisbane professional car wash services are doing a roaring trade as residents face a ban on doing their own car washing under strict water restrictions.

 

[Dekstar]

"Hello sir, what service would you like today?"
"Rimjob, please."
yay for context!

 

[Dax]

I was expecting pics
Sounds good though.

 

[Ravioli]

If the girls turned into hot guys then this article wouldnt even be in existance, just because they are females its OMG WRONG!! FEMALES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO SHOW THEIR BREASTS THAT NATURE GAVE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN CAUSE A NUClEAR REACTION IN CONTACT WITH WATER AND LIT THE CAR ON FIRE AND BLOW UP THE EARTH....but with hot guys...then its ok.

Wtf?

 

[Icarusintel]

This thread is utterly useless without pics and an address of the establishment.

 

[CyberPitz]

This thread is utterly useless without pics and an address of the establishment.

I'm sure they will start publishing the address everywhere....or just google for it?

 

[clarky003]

Indeed!

find the establishment and attempt the courting process whilst vigorously taking photos chaps.

 

[CyberPitz]

Indeed!

find the establishment and attempt the courting process whilst vigorously taking photos chaps.

I'm surprised videos haven't surfaced yet. I wonder if they say, "NO CAMERAS" before you go in.

 

[PvtRyan]

For those that are asking for pics:
http://images.google.com/images?as_...z=&as_filetype=&imgc=&as_sitesearch=&safe=off

 

[clarky003]

I doubt it Pitzy, but it will most likely have a sign saying, 'no kids of Gtfo!'.

Also for insurance purposes as to the claim of the toplessness of the carwash, a sign on your car saying 'tits or gtfo!'.

 

[<RJMC>]

I wonder if you can interact whit the cleaners

 

[DreamThrall]

I wonder if you can interact whit the cleaners

hey baby... whatchoo doin tonite? wanna interact :naughty:

i think we've been playing video games for far too long...

 

[CyberPitz]

I doubt it Pitzy, but it will most likely have a sign saying, 'no kids of Gtfo!'.

Also for insurance purposes as to the claim of the toplessness of the carwash, a sign on your car saying 'tits or gtfo!'.

I don't know, I wasn't sure if there was a camera than that would change how it's legal, I don't know.....

I want pics.

For those that are asking for pics:
http://images.google.com/images?as_...z=&as_filetype=&imgc=&as_sitesearch=&safe=off

You bastard..I was expecting something funny, NOT REAL BOOBS. Damn the NSFW

 

[PvtRyan]

Pfff... half of them aren't even real boobs.

 

[CyberPitz]

Pfff... half of them aren't even real boobs.

By real boobs, I meant seeing teh whole thing

 

[Asus]

2 clean pics

 

[Evo]

For those that are asking for pics:
http://images.google.com/images?as_...z=&as_filetype=&imgc=&as_sitesearch=&safe=off

Care to put a NSFW warning there Pvt? Don't want Pitzy getting fired now do we :O

 

[CyberPitz]

Aww it's in Aus. I must have missed that part of the article. Oh well, I guess Skaadi can go visit it now.

 

[Robbo]

Hmm my car needs a washn, I sense a road trip!!

 

[CyberPitz]

Hmm my car needs a washn, I sense a road trip!!

Bring back video.

 

[The Monkey]

2 clean pics

What happened with "topless"?

 

[Higlac]

I saw something like this once. Someone paid $75 to only have the bottom half of his car washed.