TP: Wad or fold?

Wiping: do you wad or fold the tissue?

  • I ain't got time to fold. I wad.

    Votes: 18 42.9%

  • If it ain't neat, it ain't worth it. I fold.

    Votes: 24 57.1%
  • Total voters
    42
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MuToiD_MaN said:
HEROES wad. Only total squares fold.
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gFrohman said:
^This.

And I heard (can't remember where, so don't take this as absolute truth) that wadding tp actually catches more germs (more crevices for germs to be caught in).

Let the wadders vs. folders war begin...
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Alright, so there's the premise. Which is it? When you need to get something down on paper and you need to grab enough tissue in your hands for the job, do you wad the tissue or do you fold it neatly?
 
Fold, slobs.



Also god damn it another "How do you wipe?" thread? Really?
 
If you're short on TP, Folding allows you to use it more than once!
 
FOLDING FTW, I say.

There is a huge risk of getting shit on your hand if you wad.
 
I fold because I'm a decent, civilised human being.
 
Didn't we have this exact thread in the past before?
 
I take a whole bunch, wad it, and wipe. Can't imagine folding...how long do you guys spend in the bathroom anyway?
 
MiccyNarc said:
I take a whole bunch, wad it, and wipe. Can't imagine folding...how long do you guys spend in the bathroom anyway?
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Doesn't take long at all to fold. I probably have a different technique than the others here, but seriously, the toilet paper is conducive to folding right from the get go.
 
fold but when im in a hurry I'll wad as best as possible
 
crumple/wad

also if you get shit on your hands from wadding it, ur not doin it rite
 
^ this.

You just need practise wadding, you wadding noobs, taking forever in the bathroom folding the ****ing stuff.
 
If you take forever to fold, you're a folding noob.
 
I use auto-lazers to wipe my ass.
It's America, what did you expect?
 
What's wadding? Just crumpling into a ball? Sounds precarious.

MiccyNarc said:
Can't imagine folding...how long do you guys spend in the bathroom anyway?
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Hours, but that's unrelated. One hand, two seconds. Or two hands, one second, I suppose.
 
Folding is far superior, and allows you to use the same sheets multiple times.
 
You can do that with wadding too, it's pretty much just lazy folding. And it's more efficient no matter how much you guys try to defend folding's ease.
 
I fold. I don't like getting poo all over my hands.

Also, TP alone sucks. I also use adult wipes for improved sanitary reasons.

If I had my way though, I'd never have to poo. I wish I didn't even have a bunhole and it would just materialize somewhere in deep space.
 
I actually have the extra 15 whole seconds it takes to use the proper, sanitary method of folding. If speed wiping is an issue for you, then you need to manage your time better.
 
I just grab the end, roll it around my fingers, remove my fingers... and there we have it.

Doesn't work well for stupid toilet paper dispensers though.
 
You know for those of you who use the argument against wadding who say "I don't like getting poo on my fingers".. See there's a certain way to do it, if you hold the wad with your fingers rather then in your palm with your hand in a fist, chances are the poop will touch nothing but toilet paper.
 
Who knew wiping your ass could strike up such a conversation?
 
That's the problem with these goddamn threads, every time they come up someone mouths off and then everyone has to argue their side of the debate as if it was the only thing in the world. Both sides are completely obsessed with pushing their intolerant viewpoint over each other and both sides are as bad as each other. For ****'s sake, let people think what they like as long as they aren't harming you.
 
Raziaar said:
It's the usual civilized society versus uncultured barbarians debate.
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Barbarians would ****ing WRECK a bunch of high class douches.

Pretty much this:


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vs this:


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Sulkdodds said:
That's the problem with these goddamn threads, every time they come up someone mouths off and then everyone has to argue their side of the debate as if it was the only thing in the world. Both sides are completely obsessed with pushing their intolerant viewpoint over each other and both sides are as bad as each other. For ****'s sake, let people think what they like as long as they aren't harming you.
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Uh... thats the joke Sulk. TP discussions are always something to joke around with, making a big deal over something so trivial is amusing to people. Me and my old roomate used to get into huge arguments over things like whether or not you're inside or outside when you're standing inside the doorframe.


EDIT: Also, Dog... I would definitely not **** with the teapot guy. Hes clearly crazy. The other guy is just a large gay who thinks skulls in the background of things is cool.
 
And the naked woman holding on to him?
 
I quick fold, which is rolling it around two fingers on each hand!

*edit* Damn there were alot of posts while I was writing that!
 
Ohh thats just great my thread gets closed but we leave the wad or fold thread wide open?

ohh yeah i ball it up into a bunch or wad and smear it all over Sulkdodds face!!!!
 
Dog-- said:
Barbarians would ****ing WRECK a bunch of high class douches.

Pretty much this:
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Well actually toilet paper folding was birthed thousands of years ago by barbaric pagans for their rituals.

Wadding however, is reserved for blue blooded snobbish royalty who do not know what to make of the cloth which cleanses their nethers, and so treat it as crudely as their perceptions of the act.
 
Alan00000 said:
Ohh thats just great my thread gets closed but we leave the wad or fold thread wide open?

ohh yeah i ball it up into a bunch or wad and smear it all over Sulkdodds face!!!!
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Guys, "Alan" is not really Alan.

It's dabomb25, my evil twin brother from the dead. He has the power to sit behind 900 proxys at one time, and a macro script to create several accounts.

He has targeted HL2.net. To destroy him, my cousin dabomb27 tells me that we need to use the "orb", which will power up a Mega-Laser, to destroy it.

We MUST find the orb, or else The Community will fall.
 
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