Trace of cocaine found on 41 of the EU parliment's 46 toilets.

[The Monkey]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4685693.stm

Pretty hilarious.

 

[Feath]

The parliament may look into whether the testing was legal as it was performed without its consent or knowledge.

Nice response.

 

[Gray Fox]

Quote:
The parliament may look into whether the testing was legal as it was performed without its consent or knowledge.

Nice response.
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lol and they ask themselfes why we don't want to trust our future in them.

 

[Korgoth]

what did Bush visit recently?




[muahahaha]

 

[Glirk Dient]

Zomg Lol Bush Duz Crack!!1

 

[Foxtrot]

Only in Europe.

 

[CptStern]

ummm you guys do know that bush was a cocaine user right?



not all that surprising ...cocaine is a rich mans drug

 

[xLostx]

mmmm cocaine

 

[OCybrManO]

Doesn't everyone put their crack on the toilet seat?

 

[pomegranate]

i have one question and i could be totally off cuz i didn't read the article... but why the **** would u sniff coke off of a toilet seat?

'Cos there's nothing else in a public place that combines privacy and a flat surface.

 

[Foxtrot]

'Cos there's nothing else in a public place that combines privacy and a flat surface.

What is wrong with a piece of paper? WTF would you do it on the toilet seat?

 

[StardogChampion]

You should see the toilets at the visitor's centre of a jail. My mum is a manager there and there's plenty of drug addicts coming in to visit their husbands. I feel bad for the cleaning lady who has to clear away all the dodgy needles :/

 

[pomegranate]

What is wrong with a piece of paper? WTF would you do it on the toilet seat?

Er... are you saying you'd hold the piece of paper up while you draw out the lines, then hold the piece of paper up to your face while you run your nose over the sheet? A tad on the tricky side, methinks.
I don't think anyone means seat, strictly speaking. Rather, the toilet lid.

 

[Korgoth]

Doesn't everyone put their crack on the toilet seat?

Greatest post ever made.

 

[Foxtrot]

Er... are you saying you'd hold the piece of paper up while you draw out the lines, then hold the piece of paper up to your face while you run your nose over the sheet? A tad on the tricky side, methinks.
I don't think anyone means seat, strictly speaking. Rather, the toilet lid.

Use the paper over something.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Geeze that sounds extreme even if it were a society where coke sniffing was the national pasttime. A few would sound more reasonable but 41 of 46. Has to be just a small ground of people or a person repeatedly doing it in there in different stalls.

 

[CptStern]

you'd use something like this and a straw or rolled up $ bill

 

[MjM]

Geeze that sounds extreme even if it were a society where coke sniffing was the national pasttime. A few would sound more reasonable but 41 of 46. Has to be just a small ground of people or a person repeatedly doing it in there in different stalls.

What if the same person used 41 toilets?

 

[OCybrManO]

What if the same person used 41 toilets?

. . . or a person repeatedly doing it in there in different stalls.

You'd have to be a genius to come up with that thoery when the person you're quoting suggests it.

EDIT:

Anyway, at least we finally know GWB has actually visited the European parliament. That's a step in the right direction. Maybe that's how he's trying to get allies. "Hey, Jorgo Chatzimarkakis... you've got to try this stuff!" Now, if only we could find traces of cocaine where he was supposed to be stationed in the National Guard... then we would know he didn't go AWOL.

I kid. I kid. He's probably clean, now.

 

[CptStern]

Anyway, at least we finally know GWB has actually visited the European parliament. That's a step in the right direction. Maybe that's how he's trying to get allies. "Hey, Jorgo Chatzimarkakis... you've got to try this stuff!" Now, if only we could find traces of cocaine where he was supposed to be stationed in the National Guard... then we would know he didn't go AWOL.

LOL! hehehehe

I kid. I kid. He's probably clean, now.

"probably" being the operative word here

 

[ComradeBadger]

ummm you guys do know that bush was a cocaine user right?



not all that surprising ...cocaine is a rich mans drug

I talked to some ginger guy in Magaluf who wanted some cocaine and treated me to a 30-minute long conversation about how he wanted some cocaine and that cocaine was good and seriously me and my mate should try cocaine instead of trying it on with these two Geordie birds. Cocaine. Seriously though, that was like 1 sentance for him.. and every other word was cocaine

 

[CptStern]

clearly he's a moron ...who likes cocaine ...and likes to say cocaine a lot cuz it sounds cool (in his cocaine-addled mind) ....maybe he was saying cocaine so much because he was high on cocaine? ...btw he just wanted you to buy cocaine so that you could share your cocaine with him ...people who do cocaine want cocaine all the time ...or so I've heard ..about cocaine

 

[Razor]

I talked to some ginger guy in Magaluf who wanted some cocaine and treated me to a 30-minute long conversation about how he wanted some cocaine and that cocaine was good and seriously me and my mate should try cocaine instead of trying it on with these two Geordie birds. Cocaine. Seriously though, that was like 1 sentance for him.. and every other word was cocaine

I was jogging through town in my sexy, and yet very sweaty, sports gear and a guy stops me and asks if i deal in Cannabis, when i said no, he asked if i knew where to get some, so i told him no and jogged on.

I wonder why he thought i was a drug dealer :bonce:.

 

[Gray Fox]

I saw on discovery that cocain stimulates the same part that go's working when you have an orgasm, I think it releases sweet endorfines, but only cocain stimulates it 10x more, so you get like a orgamsn x10.

 

[CptStern]

cuz you're wearing a jogging suit? I've been asked while wearing a business suit .....usually how it works if you dont know anyone in town you go a public place and ask people as they walk by (good way to get sold a bag of oregano) ...you look for the people who look like they might smoke ...which in this day and age is pretty much 80% (guesstimate) of people under the age of 30

...I was asked once on the highway doing about 100km/hr ..guy pulled up next to me ...made the universal sign of pretending to smoke a roach and shrugged his shoulders ..I shook my head and he sped up and kept going

 

[CptStern]

I saw on discovery that cocain stimulates the same part that go's working when you have an orgasm, I think it releases sweet endorfines, but only cocain stimulates it 10x more, so you get like a orgamsn x10.

if you can get it up ...coke is notorious for making your johnson a limp biscuit :E

 

[Gray Fox]

if you can get it up ...coke is notorious for making your johnson a limp biscuit :E

No no you don't understand, the sniffing ogf the cocain gives you that pleasure, you do not have to have an orgasm to experience that.

 

[CptStern]

heh ...have you ever tried it? not quite orgasmic ...more like a sugar rush (you have lots of energy) ...seriously there is no real buzz associated with a cocaine high like you would get from say pot or alcohol ...that's why actors, business men, lawyers, politicians etc like it so much ...you can function while on it

 

[Mechagodzilla]

I think I read somewhere that most american currency bills carry traces of cocaine.
Maybe they were just using taxpayer dollars to wipe up?

/political commentary

 

[el Chi]

Is it wrong for me not to give a flying f*ck whether some of the people in the EU parliamentary building are snorting coke? I mean, it's not great obviously, but meh.

I was jogging through town in my sexy, and yet very sweaty, sports gear and a guy stops me and asks if i deal in Cannabis, when i said no, he asked if i knew where to get some, so i told him no and jogged on.

I wonder why he thought i was a drug dealer :bonce:.

On my way to 6th form college one day, I was accosted by a gentleman who asked me if I wanted to buy any MDMA (the main ingredient in ecstasy). I was just like:
"I'm in a suit with a backpack on walking to a tube station - do I look like getting off my tits is first and foremost of my thoughts? Also, it's not even 9am! Get ahold of yourself, man!"

 

[iyfyoufhl]

Is it wrong for me not to give a flying f*ck whether some of the people in the EU parliamentary building are snorting coke? I mean, it's not great obviously, but meh.


On my way to 6th form college one day, I was accosted by a gentleman who asked me if I wanted to buy any MDMA (the main ingredient in ecstasy). I was just like:
"I'm in a suit with a backpack on walking to a tube station - do I look like getting off my tits is first and foremost of my thoughts? Also, it's not even 9am! Get ahold of yourself, man!"

You and that other post above are most likely met the undercover cop

 

[CptStern]

You and that other post above are most likely met the undercover cop

no that would be entrapment

 

[iyfyoufhl]

no that would be entrapment

i don't know, that's exactly how my friend got busted, maybe because it was in Carrabian

 

[Feath]

Is it wrong for me not to give a flying f*ck whether some of the people in the EU parliamentary building are snorting coke? I mean, it's not great obviously, but meh.


On my way to 6th form college one day, I was accosted by a gentleman who asked me if I wanted to buy any MDMA (the main ingredient in ecstasy). I was just like:
"I'm in a suit with a backpack on walking to a tube station - do I look like getting off my tits is first and foremost of my thoughts? Also, it's not even 9am! Get ahold of yourself, man!"

You wore a suit to college?

 

[DreadLord]

what did Bush visit recently?




[muahahaha]

Yep, cocaine is found in Europe and it's America's fault..

Shut the hell up, all of you, It's getting sickening.

 

[OCybrManO]

Yep, cocaine is found in Europe and it's America's fault..

Shut the hell up, all of you, It's getting sickening.

... or you could get a sense of humor. It's the European parliament, which GWBush has visited, and they found cocaine, which he has used in the past. The joke writes itself. If they found semen stains everywhere people would jokingly (well, most people would be joking) blame Bill Clinton.

 

[DreadLord]

... or you could get a sense of humor. It's the European parliament, which GWBush has visited, and they found cocaine, which he has used in the past. The joke writes itself. If they found semen stains everywhere people would jokingly (well, most people would be joking) blame Bill Clinton.

Has nothing to do with that, this entire section is devoted to Bush bashing. Threads that don't even involve him end up making fun of him. I hate Bush just as much as the rest of you, but it's annoying as hell.

 

[Foxtrot]

i don't know, that's exactly how my friend got busted, maybe because it was in Carrabian

They have different laws there. Things like this happen in the US, but only if they have been dealing before, and the cops know that it is going on (reasonable cause). They will send an undercover cop to buy a lot of whatever the guy is selling and they will arrest him when he is is possesion of/selling a lot so he gets more time. I saw this on some news show, the guy in jail was bitching about how it was unfair and that he never sold that much at once before. Like it ****ing matters, he has sold way more than what he was convicted for, bitch should be thankfull he wasn't charged for everything he has ever sold.

 

[seinfeldrules]

Is it wrong for me not to give a flying f*ck whether some of the people in the EU parliamentary building are snorting coke?

I would be pretty pissed if similar findings were discovered in the Senate building.

 

[The Monkey]

If I worked in that hellhole, I would sniff some coke too! It seems that everything they do is writing laws that no one follows concerning the size of cucumbers.