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http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,26069414-5014090,00.html
TRAVELLERS in Tokyo are being warned of a recent spate of gropings on trains that have been inspired by websites.
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When asked by police why he groped the girl on the rush-hour train, he reportedly said he "had viewed a website that detailed how and when to grope people and wanted to confirm" if the hints worked.
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What hints?

Tip 1: When groping woman, look away so she doesn't know it's you
Tip 2: The way of the ninja hand must not be taken lightly
Tip 2: Only grope women that look like sluts and women who lick their lips and eye **** you


Japan is really a great place for single, unapprecaited lonely women.
 
I can see this thread heading for great things.
 
It's hardly a recent phenomenon. Something like 30% of schoolgirls who take the train regularly have been groped. Groups organise to target someone and grope on mass with a plan that can take weeks of stalking before implementing. The implementation of women-only carriages just made things worse because the women not on them were "asking for it."
 
If Japanese women didn't want to be groped they'd be incorporeal.
 
My best friend had a stalker when she used to live in 1 area. He would always be on the train in the morning as they both worked in the city centre. One day when the crowd of people were getting off the train he groped her from behind. Not cool.
 
O gee, I didn't know the Japanese had a thing for this sort of thing. Certainly not from the countless of anime I've seen that has the hilarious "oh noes, I accidentally bumped into your boobs with my hands, and now my cheeks go all red and a drop of sweat comes down my forehead" joke.

Fuck you Japan, just... fuck you.
 
She took the midnight train going to gropiiinng viiille
 
Just a city boy, born and raised in Tokyo, he tooking the midnight train to gropiiing viiille
 
The Megatuner from Caprikoona
Picked up a bitch and sculled a scooner
Dropped four tabs right then, no sooner
In a couple of hours everything was luna

Frightened he quickly fell over
On the pub floor he was a dozer
In no way this man was sober
In his dreams was a celtic clover.

The mighty leaf was the people's champ
But after battle he had a cramp
So now he chills, bass with amp
And spaces on the lava lamp

Many years later, the tuner awoke
The bar now gone, the owners broke
Joint in lips he took a toke
But he had too much and started to choke.


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