Truck rams car because driver of car not driving "like a Christian"

[CptStern]

A speeding truck rammed a woman?s sedan at over 100 MPH on a Texas freeway last Friday. Why? According to the Archangel Gabriel/ Michael E. Schwab, a resident of Blooming Grove, Texas, the woman "was not driving like a Christian.?

Describing the accident, Lt. Kyle Coleman of the Bexar County Sheriff?s Department said, ?He just said God said she wasn't driving right, and she needed to be taken off the road.? According to a release issued by the department, Schwab told police ?the other vehicle was not driving like a Christian and it was Jesus' will for him to punish the car.? It was Schwab who told the police that he was traveling over 100 MPH at the time of the impact.

http://jalopnik.com/5101888/man-rams-womans-car-at-100-mph-claims-god-told-him-to-do-it

 

[lefty]

The hell.

 

[Raziaar]

Crazy ****er.

 

[justin.walters01]

That's ****ed up!

 

[Slug Advisor]

I'm torn between laughing, staring in awe, ranting about religion and doing something I don't even know myself.

 

[mechanicallizard]

it was jesus' will for him to punish the car

WTF. completely mental.

 

[Darkside55]

What's really rageworthy is the thought that there are people out there who will read this story and think the man was right.

 

[staticprimer]

"And God hath said, 'if thou useth not thy turn signal with divine grace, thou shalt face the wrath of my hand.'"

 

[Hectic Glenn]

It's obvious why, when the insurers refuse to pay up, they'll get out the contract and say

"Well...it says you cover acts of God"
"That means natural disas....."
"HUSH and pay up"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I lol'd.

 

[Laivasse]

Just like that old Christian principle, 'If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn your wheel and ram the ****ing bitch.'

 

[justin.walters01]

Just like that old Christian principle, 'If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn your wheel and ram the ****ing bitch.'

Amen. Hail the lord almighty who art in heaven!

 

[<RJMC>]

what will be next?

"jesus will told me to rape tht woman cuz she wasnt getting raped like a christian"

 

[MJ12]

Good.

 

[lefty]

what will be next?

"jesus will told me to rape tht woman cuz she wasnt getting raped like a christian"

I may re-convert.

 

[PvtRyan]

I didn't know it was possible to drive irrational and self-righteous?

 

[nurizeko]

Behold, mental illness.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

In the name of the almighty lord Jaysus Kreyest A-men.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Soooo, what happened to the woman? Seems like they might've mentioned it...

 

[lefty]

burned in hell, etc.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

it was Jesus' will for him to punish the car

Oh please, Jesus has never driven a car, so how does he know how people should drive?

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

Oh please, Jesus has never driven a car, so how does he know how people should drive?

same way he turned water into wine- sv_cheats 1

 

[CptStern]

Oh please, Jesus has never driven a car, so how does he know how people should drive?

dude, jesus drives a hot rod

 

[Jintor]

Jesus had his Ls for more then 700 years though.

 

[Krynn72]

Oh please, Jesus has never driven a car, so how does he know how people should drive?

The same way he knew homosexuality and abortion were wrong.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol.


This kinda highlights the hypocricies in the christian religion, or at least, some of the fallicies.

 

[Jintor]

Not really it's more a case of some guy being a douchewanker.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Exactly my good chum, got it in one!

 

[Bad^Hat]

I don't think this has anything to do with Jesus. This is some Old Testament shit right here.

 

[Laivasse]

Dis sum serius Book o' Job sheeit.

 

[ThunderDawg]

haha just kidding. The Debil made me do it. ^.^